POSTS TAGGED: competition

Previously on Big Brother, Sheila was forced into actually playing the game. Go, Cougar!

Hey, a good episode! Imagine that. Not sunk yet.

The judges react to Mariah Carey’s lesser known hit “Ken Lee” Now that’s it’s down to 7 mostly blah contestants, we’re losing some steam here on American Idol. Seabreath walks past a somber lineup of the leftover contestants like they’re labor camp prisoners waiting for their daily ration of bread and lashings. It’s better than [...]

“Lovely weather we’re having!” This week is a big one on The Bachelor. Matt has to decide which girls he will be joining in their own hometowns to meet their families! There’s really no way of knowing who his favorites are because he’s played tonsil hockey with everyone and thinks they’re all “brilliant.” Maybe a [...]

We’ve had a whole week to recover from the non-stop excitement of last week’s premiere episode, and now Rock The Cradle is back. And this week, one of these young lovelies will get a serious dose of rejection from someone other than their famous ‘rents. Who will it be? You don’t find out until the [...]

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars! Also known as the beginning of someone’s journey to “Celebrity Rehab”! We jump right into the night’s special guest – Sheryl Crow! And THANK YOU Sheryl for being the first guest on this show NOT to have butchered your face! She looks beautiful and she actually has [...]

**Note from the Editor: Alright, Gasmii. You’ve sent letters requesting this one, so please welcome InternetSensation with Step it Up and Dance! And you thought we never listened…xo It’s Nomi, bitch. Welcome to Step It Up and Dance! More than a decade later we find out what happens to Nomi Malone when she hitches her [...]

It’s the “naughty stool” for these two gigglers. Tonight The Bachelor takes a turn for the serious. But before that happens we have a jolly good English group date and a really dreamy 50′s date at a swell diner. Matt continues doling out the kisses, Pouting Robin continues doling out the frowns and Leelee continues [...]

Previously on Big Brother, I laughed my ass off. He’s crying like a priest with a boner.

Ok, Gasmii, given that there isn’t a ton of new footage in the reunion and I figured the finale would be all glitter confetti and models rubbing Corey’s big bald head for luck, I decided to do an UBER-RECAP of them both together – enjoy! So, what have you been up to, Beautiful Frankie? “Make [...]

Any of you out there ever been to Italy? Because I haven’t, and it makes me wonder, are there rednecks in Italy? I mean let’s be honest, there ARE rednecks globally. I know this because my family is not from the continental United States and yet, there are some members that love Wal-Mart, wear shirts [...]

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars!!! Which celebrity will be sent back to their life in B-films and Geico commercials?!? And most importantly, will Kylie do the locomotion?!? Let’s get started! Tom begins by recapping what a nasty night the show before was. Insults galore! We start with the clip of Bruno asking [...]

Well, gasmii, this week of Big Brother was an emotional roller coaster. I gained and lost seven pounds, scared the employees of Little Caesar’s, and left voicemails for my mom at four am just because. To properly express how I felt, I put together a clip for ya. Enjoy. Or not. I just had to [...]

Hey dolls, welcome back to Rock of Love! Flasher’s back, so you know it’s a good week. Make your hair big and suck it in for some spandex, it’s time to rock and roll! Somewhere, a child’s birthday party is missing clowns.

Congratulations, friends. You’ve made it to the end. No doubt you are now sallow, emaciated shells of your former selves, but such is the price one must pay if one is to sit through the entire season of Celebrity Apprentice. I myself am subsisting solely on a diet of beet juice and crushed almonds, and [...]

Previously, on Survivor, Jonathan’s knee was about to fall off, so he left. But Chet had an ouchie on his heel! Wah! Vote him out, before he gets scurvy! Look how noble he is for not quitting!

“The magic is inside you. There ain’t no crystal ball.” Remember how I suggested that an awesome twist for American Idol would be strapping the judges to the lie detectors used on the godforsaken shitshow that is The Moment of Truth? Well, some story editors at FOX must be reading my lil’ ole’ recaps, because [...]

Previously on Beauty and the Geek the girls try to decide who they should sacrifice. …a virgin? Good luck.

First ever double-elimination ceremony! Woo woo! Sharpen your blades Yamiguchi-san and let’s start cutting some of these bitches! Let’s start off with Useless Samantha’s dress! Fugly. Looks like she took a pretty black dress and then wrapped glittered sweat bands around it. She looks like a black salami wrapped in twine.

This week on American Idol, Paula and I were on the exact same page. I woke up for this?