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How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…

I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

Someone’s going to get super-stabby in the kitchen!

Restaurant Wars! Except not really!

Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!

One big, long commercial for Wealthy Choice frozen foodstuffs…

Battling it out to see who can be the biggest bratty beyotch!

Grape Ape goes on a rampage!

Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?

The return of Yoda (and she has extensions!)

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco

Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

Time to insult each other’s wieners!

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

Please pack your knives and GTFO…

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…

Tonight’s show is brought to you by the letters “S”, “T”, “F” and “U”…

Some will make it to Seattle, some will be put to DEATH…

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

Welcome back to another episode of “Hell’s Kitchen,” Gasmii! Previously, the men were FINALLY able to finish a dinner service. The women nominated Barbie (of course) and Brianna for elimination. Despite this, Gordon decided that Roshni needed to face his wrath for her piss poor performance during dinner. However, it was Brianna that was ultimately [...]

The Hell’s Kitchen “chefs” murder fusion cuisine.

It’s the makeover episode! Wait a minute…

From more verbal handjobs to food fingering, this episode has it all!!!

Gordon Ramsay and Co. issuing a beat down, culinary style.

This week on Hell’s Kitchen, the culinary warriors are challenged to create their own menus. Surely they can’t fail when they are making their own creations, right? WRONG! SHUT IT DOWN!!! The customer’s always right.

Last week’s episode of Hell’s Kitchen was certainly one for the archives as we watched a “professional chef” (Craig) flub up spaghetti! And I thought that pasta was impossible — or imPASTAble — to mess up. Each week, we continue to reach new lows. Maybe you should do something useful with those tears and douse [...]

This week on Top Chef, everyone’s got their mind in the gutter. So that bubble bath thing… could I get in on that, dude?