POSTS TAGGED: cory monteith

It’s a Christmas filled with Glee, and confusion! Welcome to the most bumbling, all-over-the-place Christmas special ever aired on network television. This special could have had so much potential, yet the execs allowed Matthew Morrison to direct and totally shot themselves in the foot. Mr. Shu can’t multitask; he has way too much gel to [...]

So much is going on in Glee right now!!! Holy multiple storylines! I’m very proud of myself for following all the complex twists and turns of this high school. I forgot how exhausting high school was, it’s a good thing you are young when you are in high school. I don’t know anyone over 30 [...]

Gee, what’s this episode going to be about? I wonder…. Santana’s in troooooooouuuuuuuble!! Mr. Shu, Shelby, Finn and Principal Figgins stand around Santana as she defends her case in the “Finn-face-slap Debacle”, which look oddly similar to those Salem Witch Burnings from years of yore. Lesbians have been around for ages. Santana’s main line of [...]

Glee Episode 7: I Kissed a Girl Of course Glee would reference Katy Perry’s hit single I Kissed a Girl in an episode about a teenaged lesbian coming out in a show where 99.9% of the audience is extremely horny teenagers. What better way to speak to teens than by using their own vernacular preached [...]

Glee Recap: Fightin’ Dirtay

What a sassy episode! Well, my hat’s off to the Glee writers for winning back my interest in any of the characters. I actually care about Santana now. Also, I think what Finn did in outing Santana in front of the whole school was really messed up. Some may say she deserved it because she [...]

Glee Recap

Let’s talk about sex baby! Finally, Glee addresses all the virgins in the cast by pointing out how their virginity makes them all shitty actors! It’s true, you don’t know what true disappointment is like until after you experience a novice romp in the sack. Rachel and Blaine, the remaining virgins, deal with it in [...]

Glee Recap

I forgot how empty my life feels without the presence of Glee. But now Glee is back and I can finally live again! The new episode of Glee brings a new character, Irish exchange student Rory Flanagan who only wears green. Brittany is certain he is a leprechaun and Rory doesn’t correct because she promised [...]

They’re graduating!

The season finale of Glee. Hold me.