POSTS TAGGED: Courtney Stodden

Oh, Courtney Stodden. Only 18 and already looking like a really stupid piece of burnt toast.  Is it a lack of water? Is it being married to an old person? Is it just taxing being so goddamned SEXY!?!?! I’m voting for A.  I was worried at the end of Couples Therapy that you were just [...]

So, here we are Gasmii.  The Finale.  Now, I could give you a long list of reason swhy this recap is so late, but I don’t think that does anyone any good.  Okay, I was on vacation.  So let’s get started!  We’ve got a lot of crazy ass ground to cover! The show opens where it left off, [...]

You guys, this is awesome. The other night I went out to dinner with hubby and we ordered two desserts:  a flan and a port wine custard.  This episode was kind of like that – it was delicious and I couldn’t get enough of it, but I felt so GUILTY afterwards! Of course I’m talking [...]

Hello Gasmii and Happy Turkey Day!  I hope your tummies and full of nummy food and you’re hangover is waning, because this is a good one.  Okay, it’s sad.  This is a sad one, except for some brief levity provided by the deluded mind or our favorite mini-hooker. So we start off with our favorite couple of last [...]

Hello Gasmii!  Sorry this is later than I would have liked, I wanted to have a full recap by Saturday but alas – my dogter had to have oral surgery.  Did you know they have doggie dentists?  Did you know my nieces and nephews won’t be getting Christmas presents this year?  All true.  The good [...]

Hola Gasmii! Did you totally LOVE this episode or what?! Now, we all knew Creepy Doug and Child Bride would come back, that was a given. This show cannot sustain itself on the normality of the other cast members (Simon’s clown shoes excluded).  However, the real reason I am so giddy is because I cannot tell you how much [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Today we look into the Diane Sawyer meltdown, wonder if Channing Tatum is the sexiest man alive, and mourn over Brooke Shields’ brain. Plus, Robert Pattinson bitches about work, Lindsay Lohan is in love, and Courtney Stodden makes her mom proud.  For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook [...]

Hello there Gasmii, and welcome to our first official session of TVGasm Therapy, pull up a chair and let’s unpack this, shall we? Now, I, like you, get much enjoyment out of watching trainwreck television.  It makes me feel better about my life, it really does.  I am all about the schadenfreude and watching stupid [...]

Hola Gasmii and welcome to Episode 6 of the esteemed production Couples Therapy, wherein all of our wishes are granted and Courtney and Doug (I refuse to say Dourtney) finally exit the building.  THANK GOD! The episode starts off with the good ol’ Doc trying to find  Courtney an acceptable outfit to wear, which she [...]

Alex is still feeling the pain after that major ass splat, or she’s listening to Doug and Courtney’s pretend problems about their pretend relationship, which is it?  Hmmmmm? Hi Gasmii!  I owe you all an apology, apparently I’m behind a whole episode, so the next recap will be two in one for you so we [...]

This show gives me cramps.  In my soul. It burns, it buuuuuuurns! Really, though.  This episode is simultaneously ridiculous and very very depressing.  Like most of reality tv. The show opens with Shayne’s operatic crying. She sobbing that she wants to go home and see her baby, and I’ll give her that.  I am sure she’s [...]

Hey Gasmii! So three episodes in, and we’re only just beginning to hear about Tiny and Jojo’s real-world problems because we’re still spending way too much time focusing on the child bride and her creepy old goat of a husband.  In the producer’s defense, though – those two are very hard to ignore.  Imagine a [...]

Hola Gasmii!  Sorry so late, but I hope the minicap held you over.  Let’s be frank here, this show is awful and represents everything that is wrong with the state of marriage today.   I think if we were REALLY serious about defending the state of marriage in this country, we’d start by outlawing this kind [...]