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This week on Gossip Girl, the crew returns to school, and even with minimal Blair-Chuck interaction, we have the best episode of the season thus far! “You know, I’m getting really sick of how strict the dresscode is here, Dan.”

Well guys, since it’s already Sunday night and there’s a new episode on tomorrow night, this week’s extremely late Gossip Girl recap’s going to be dedicated to Hazel — it’s a midget recap. Blair needs to really reconsider her “O” face.

This week on Gossip Girl, Nate takes on a part-time job, a new love trapezoid develops, and Serena & Dan unintentionally demonstrate the need for Lysol disinfectant wipes. Oh and this: “Hey Big Daddy…”

It’s been a long summer, but finally — Gossip Girl is back! Nate serving his one and only purpose.

This week on Gossip Girl, Georgina goes down in a flaming ball of fury and humiliation, Rufus grows a pair and stops Lily’s wedding, and Dan and Serena finally break up and stop lulling me to sleep every time they’re on screen together. Well, 1 out of 3 ain’t bad. And Serena should never make [...]

And then there were three! It’s time to figure out who’s gonna win America’s Next Top Model! Will it be Somalian refugee Fatima who’s lived quite the hard knock life? Or will it be Angles! Angles! Angles! Anya ? Or Miss I’m-here-and-I’m-me-and-I’m-not-gonna-change-for-you Whitney? We’re about to find out… Finaaaaaaaleeeeee!

This week on Gossip Girl, last week’s jaw-dropping cliff hanger is wrapped up with a neat little bow as both the Humphrey men get a little lovin’. Spotted: Lonelyboy getting herpes.

To many Californians, a trip to Big Bear is either 1. mandatory by order of parents or 2. mandatory by order of school field trip. But not for the Dorks and the Bitches; in fact, for them, having the CW send them off to Big Bear is like witnessing the reformation of The Beatles, or [...]

This week on Gossip Girl, we finally get the answers to who is gay, and what dirt Georgina has on Serena. While one of the answers a lot of us saw coming, the other one is a truly jaw-dropping moment (hint: it’s not the answer to who’s gay). “I’m confused… then which one is it?”

This week on Gossip Girl, two new romances bloom – neither of which I could care less about – and we get an hour-long set up for next week’s episode. Oh, Michelle T. Is that really the “Ice Princess” way of doing things?

Ciao a tutti, e benvenuti a Roma!!! Have you kids been noticing that the episodes seem to be alternating between a fairly lame week and then an explosively awesome one? I love love LOVED this episode and I don’t think it’s just because I’m typing this to you live from bella Roma. I can’t wait [...]

Hey everyone! I can’t tell you how glad I am that Gossip Girl is finally back! When we last left our favorite spoiled, slutty teens, Blair had just been dethroned thanks to Chuck blabbing to Gossip Girl herself that Blair traded in her v-card in a wild backseat limo ride – and not with Nate. [...]

Ciao, Gasmii. I’m sure my two loyal readers (hi Mom and Dad!) were concerned that I had dropped off the face of the earth after no recaps from me for the past two weeks. But fear not! I’m still alive and kicking. I thought about recapping the recap episode but once Dominique started professing her [...]

This week on ANTM we learn the true meaning of pain. Some days, your palms just ache from playing pattycake and other days, you just ache for your favorites to take the high road. Viewer discretion is advised due to albino nudity and possible dirty thoughts courtesy of hunky dreamboat Nigel Barker. Male viewer discretion [...]