POSTS TAGGED: dance

Welcome, Gasmii, to a special two-part Abby-sized recap to catch us up on the dance show we love to hate.  Or is it hate to love?  Either way, here we go! HAPPILY NEVER AFTER Previously, the moms were on their worst behavior, except for Yvette somehow, who showed that she might have some sort of [...]

Welcome back, Gasmii!  Here we are again with Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  We’re down to just 7 dancers left.  We’ve got Lexine, Asia, Amanda, Brianna, Madison, Jordyn, and Hadley.  Last week, that whiny brat Elisabeth got sent home, and her witchy poo mother Erin had to pack her caboodle of Nyx cosmetics and hop a [...]

Hi, Gasmii!  Welcome to another crazy week of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  Sorry for the delay!  I was out of town and got super sick, so let’s get right to it. Previously on AUDC, Asia whined and should go home any minute, Kristie and Yvette were at it again, and we lost our dear boy [...]

Welcome back, Gasmii!  Are we all happy to spend some more time with these (mostly) delightful children and terrible, horrible, no good, very bad mothers??  I know I am.  Let’s see what stunts are pulled this week, shall we? Previously on AUDC, Brianna shed tears over being picked on in school, the moms were heinous [...]

Hi, Gasmii!  We’re back with another episode of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition, so let’s dive right in! Previously on AUDC: dance mothers continue to be horrible garbage creatures, Elizabeth pulled out a sob story to distract from her less than stellar performance, and Tessa got the chunky ALM boot for fucking up her tap routine. [...]

I heard Abby posed for this silhouette.  loljk Hey there, Gasmii!  Just when you thought you were safe in your homes from the monster that is Abby Lee Miller, she comes busting into your living rooms (I’m sure bathrooms as well).  I didn’t even know this shit existed until the Dance Moms finale.  So welcome [...]

Gangnam style!

This week’s installment of Hollywood Exes again answers the question why they don’t put more nice people on TV. These ladies seem very nice and relatively normal… for California… and reality TV.  VH1 needs to give them a storyline or drama or SOMETHING! We never thought we’d be wishing for Dina Lohan (she was rumored to be doing the [...]

Hola Gasmii! We hope you all had a safe and happy holiday! Jane hit the bottle pretty hard so the recap should be interesting tomorrow. Big shout out to Kit Hoover on Access Hollywood Live for asking Mayte the funniest interview question we’ve seen to date- “What was it like living with Prince, did y’all share [...]

Have you heard it’s the Season of the Superstar??

Slow news day = dancing stewardesses

Let your son tap it out this summer.

-Interesting chart: Six degrees of Reality TV. -Sean Hayes is going to host the 2010 Tony Awards. -Lost finale: do you think it was ruined by its own fans?  Salon thinks so. -Paula Abdul’s new gig.  She’s CBS bound. -Kimmel brings you Lost‘s alternate ending. -Not another remake…Charlie’s Angels might make a comeback if all [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen – we’ve made it! Tonight we find out who America’s Favorite Dancer is – Twitch, Katee, Joshua or Courtney?! Only one of them was right when they thought they could dance – because tonight they’ll find out that they, indeed, can dance when they win So You Think You Can Dance!! (Get [...]

We’re down to the sweet 16 – who will shine – who will fall – who will ride the Hot Tamale Train to obscurity?! It’s… So You Think You Can Dance! Our lovely host Cat comes prancing out and — WTF is she wearing?! It looks like she took her mother’s wedding gown and sluttified [...]

Hollah party people! It’s time for So You Think You Can Dance!!!! It’s bBitz here and I couldn’t be more excited! I LOVE THIS SHOW. I’ve watched every season, attempted every dance move I’ve ever seen on it (most resulting in broken furniture and hospital stays) and fallen in love with every SYTYCD dancer – [...]

This song’s fifteen minutes is lasting forever- ever- ever. Welcome back to the week, gang! I hope you had a nice long Memorial Day weekend. I got to spend a little time this weekend with a former cast member of Melrose Place, and this was a highly special experience for me as I still think [...]

This week on Dancing with the Stars we recover from last weeks high drama (injuries and prom queens gone mad!!) – and jump right into ballroom! And this week dancers are allowed ONE LIFT! Ladies and Gentlemen – prepare yourselves for bloodshed! I love ballroom night! Everyone’s all dressed up – with careers that have [...]

Straight Men give better musical theatre action than the gay boys and Mean Gay isn’t even the most annoying one in the house.

In this episode of Dancing with the Stars – we mourn the loss of Pri-Pri with a wild west cowboy number! Makes sense to me! Our seven couples enter the stage and everyone looks great. Fancy outfits! Some are are wearing vests, bowties and classy gowns… and Marlee’s wearing tiger print. Someone’s out for blood [...]

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars! It’s going to be a fantastic show – James Blunt is performing! You can’t see but I just threw my panties at the TV. Kristi and Jason kicked ass last night. Bruno called Jason a “love God” – so clearly the judges weren’t holding any feelings back. [...]

When you’re with a ‘sweep, you’re in glad company! This week on Step It Up and Dance a British chimney sweep descends upon our dancers with the mission to prove once and for all that blue collar workers have impeccable rhythm and no need for expensive percussive instruments. No, it’s not Dick Van Dyke and [...]

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars! Also known as the beginning of someone’s journey to “Celebrity Rehab”! We jump right into the night’s special guest – Sheryl Crow! And THANK YOU Sheryl for being the first guest on this show NOT to have butchered your face! She looks beautiful and she actually has [...]

**Note from the Editor: Alright, Gasmii. You’ve sent letters requesting this one, so please welcome InternetSensation with Step it Up and Dance! And you thought we never listened…xo It’s Nomi, bitch. Welcome to Step It Up and Dance! More than a decade later we find out what happens to Nomi Malone when she hitches her [...]

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars!!! Which celebrity will be sent back to their life in B-films and Geico commercials?!? And most importantly, will Kylie do the locomotion?!? Let’s get started! Tom begins by recapping what a nasty night the show before was. Insults galore! We start with the clip of Bruno asking [...]