POSTS TAGGED: Dance Moms

The end, my friend!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 14th

Getting closer…

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 7th

Season finale!

Rejoice! The end is nigh!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 30th

Please make it stop.

New York, New York.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 23rd

The shark is lying in bed smoking a butt after having been jumped so hard.

Being and Nothingness.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 16th

Patriotic Booty.

It’s not a democracy, it’s a dance-ocracy.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 9th

Asian Invasion

Sometimes you just gotta say WTF.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 2nd

Lifetime is not even trying anymore.

Yawn.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 26th

On the previous unnecessarily long episode of Dance Moms: Chloe was still suspended; ALDC sucked in Minnesota; Mackenzie may or may not have hurt her foot; Shrill hoped to exploit Kendall while she’s still young and pretty. As they line up for pyramid, Jabby laments that they had to go all the way to Minnesota [...]

Why yes, I’m still batshit crazy. Why do you ask? Good morning, Gasmii. Hope you enjoyed another AWESOME two-hour episode. This week, the ladies went to Cincinnati (or “Cincinatti” if you are a Lifetime graphics editor) to face off against the Canton Nut Job and her Angry Band of Dance Dads. Nia is in the [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 19th

Two freaking hours!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 12th

I am still filling in for SnoopK8, but she will be back next week to tackle the two-hour special. I know I was slow in writing this, but my daughter and her boyfriend were home from college for the week, so I got to play Spring Break with them. This week Abby takes fashion tips [...]

I am filling in for SnoopK8 for a couple weeks… Please be patient if I mess up names… I’ve been watching the show for years, but now realize how little attention I pay to some of the details. Broadway Baby passed away and Abby is an ugly crier. She explains to the girls that she [...]

Leave a message after the beep. Or don’t. But don’t expect me to call you back.

Zzzzzzz.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday February 19th

Just when you thought this show couldn’t get any more ridiculous, we have this week’s episode. And did it really need to be 90 minutes long? Previously: Cathy came back with a new set of Apple’s whom the girls beat by one-tenth of a point; Shrill replaced Melissa as team kiss-ass; Christi left the comp [...]

Good morning Gasmii, First of all, a hearty congratulations to Westminster Best in Show winner Banana Joe. He has the best name ever. Even a guy named Banana Joe thinks these bitches are crazy On to business. I don’t even know what to say about this week’s episode. I feel like this show is devolving [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday February 12th

Don’t cross the streams!

Much ado about nothing.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday February 5th

Studio Blues.

R.I.P. Broadway Baby Jeez, Gasmii. This episode couldn’t be more depressing if they had beaten a puppy. Everyone needs to take a couple of deep breaths and chill the fuck out. We begin with the bad news that the NC judges made a math error <cough BULLSHIT cough> last week and Kendall and Maddie’s duet [...]