POSTS TAGGED: Dance Moms

Tuesday, July 3 The oldest newspaper still in print in Norway was first published on this date in 1767. Originally called Kongelig allene privilegerede Trondheims Adresse-Contoirs Efterretninger, it now goes by the name Adresseavisen, and is the paper that published the highly controversial cartoon that was supposed by many to be a caricature of the [...]

Everyone’s a bully. And replaceable. Also, this shit is fake.

Return of the Bullies.

Tuesday, June 26 The Cyclone at Coney Island, the world’s most famous wooden rollercoaster, opened on this date in 1927. It is both an official New York City landmark and a National Historic Landmark. US Olympic Trials (NBC 8pm) Swimming: Live from Omaha, Nebraska They’re holding them in Omaha so that Michael Phelps can chow [...]

Spoons in June.

Gateway drugs.

Anger Management.

Night of the Living Dread.

Tuesday, June 12 Last night between 11:30 pm and 12 am, the little date numbers on my watch slowly marched forward. That means I’m one day closer to a karmic death through which I will gain a more highly evolved life next time around. That’s probably not an important day in history to you, but [...]

Back for more.

Reunited! And it feels so good.

Hard to say goodbye.

The crying game.

You don’t get a second chance to make a first impression.

Nip/Tuck.

Justice is served?

Warts and all.

Moons over My Hammy.

Flesh-icious Moments

Snausages.

Happy days are here again.

Negative Nellies.

Gun shy

Big Mess in Texas

Costume drama.

Jill and art of ass-kissing.

Brooke is back and Jill talks smack.

Tuesday, February 7th   His own best friend. Spaceballs (HBO Family, 5:20 pm) President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf. If I had an RV, I would totally strap rocket engines to it. The Daily Show with John Stewart (Comedy Central, 6 pm) Tilda Swinton. Just say no [...]

Bully for me! Hello everyone. I’d like to throw in a belated thank you to PennyDreadful for the shout-out last week. I’m sorry – I did not see it sooner! But I think that everyone should go right now and read the Tabatha recaps. I’ll wait. Okay. Now back to OUR warm and fuzzy show. The [...]

I’m kind of a bitch! Wow, Gasmii, that was kind of an intense episode. At first I couldn’t decide if I liked Lesley* because she called Christi out and spoke her mind or if I thought she was just kind of an asshole. By the end of the hour I was leaning towards the latter. [...]

Tuesday, January 31st Inside the Actor’s Studio (Bravo, 7 pm) George Clooney discusses his child hood, film career and choices. It’s hard to believe Bravo hasn’t filled this slot with Housewives reruns. Glee (Fox, 8 pm) Mr. Schuester declares that it is “Michael Week” at McKinley High. I declare that it’s “No Bra” week at [...]

Good afternoon, everyone. Just wanted to thank y’all for giving me such a warm welcome to the ‘Gasm. I’ve been having so much fun so far. Although I have had a couple of dreams about Jabby Lee and that can’t be a good thing. Anyway, we have a trashtastic episode this week, so let’s get [...]

Bring it on! Okay, so last night I went to see Joan Rivers and came home a little buzzed (drunk) on Cabernet and then watched Dance Moms. As a result, my notes are kind of a scrawled mess, so bear with me as I try to translate them. Previously, Crazy Candy Apples Cathy entered a [...]

Tuesday, January 24th  Nothing stops The Blob! The Biggest Loser (NBC, 8 pm) The teams compete in a battering ram challenge to win rights to the gym. Battering ram? I AM a battering ram! All Star Dealers (Discovery, 8 pm) A treasure hunt through Dennis Rodman’s storage facility. Not it! The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 [...]

 ****Please welcome SnoopK8 as your new Dance Moms recapper! She was just assigned, so the future episodes will be posted in a more timely fashion. Gettin’ it together round here! – Flip It’s on Hello Gasmii! Thank you so much for allowing me the opportunity to recap Dance Moms. It’s a dream come true. I [...]

Tuesday, Jan. 17 Glee (Fox, 8 pm) Finn’s plans for after graduation surprise his friends. A spin-off show in which he goes to college that lasts six episodes before being canceled? Snooki, look out! Taboo (National Geographic Channel) Humans have an inherent urge to fight. In some cultures, the boundaries of what is considered acceptable [...]

New Season, Same Jabby.

Tuesday, Jan. 10 Oh great. Now they have to go to the bathroom. Texas Multi Mamas (WE, 8 pm) Casey takes her quads on a road trip. Remember your helmet! Work It (ABC, 8:30 pm) When the guys make their first attempts at sales, they are surprised to discover that Lee’s experience is no competition [...]

What happens after THE nationals???

THE Nationals. As in, the final one. Finally.