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Hello there, Gasmii! It’s week two of “Dancing With the Stars.” As I’m sure you remember, there was no elimination last week, so everyone is still here. Basically, last week was kind of pointless. Well, not completely pointless… We did get to look at Tristan. I will say, a lot of the performances this week were [...]

I heard Abby posed for this silhouette.  loljk Hey there, Gasmii!  Just when you thought you were safe in your homes from the monster that is Abby Lee Miller, she comes busting into your living rooms (I’m sure bathrooms as well).  I didn’t even know this shit existed until the Dance Moms finale.  So welcome [...]

Well here we are again Hellllooooo Gasmii! We are Back! Did you miss us? Sorry it’s taken a few days to get this Recap up, but our father has been in the hospital. Papa Jane and Blanche is home and on the road to recovery, so onward and upward we go! The show this week [...]

Remember those clowns?! Those married clowns?! No, not us, Fran and Berry, that married clown team from this season. Man, I hope those guys don’t surface on the next “all stars” season. The only clown we can stomach is Pennywise. “We all float down here.” We are still in Tanzania and Phil is fresh this [...]

Hormones? Drugs? Drinking and carousing? Contraband cell phone? Unauthorized use of internet? What?!??!?

Breakin’ the law…breakin’ the law.

Watch if you’re bored

Hilarious

The soul behind the steps.

Did you watch??

The top 13 compete to see who will out-mediocre the rest.

Crazy pants, the dancer.

Rock Week. Maks in leather pants. That is all.

In the round!

Now that Bolton’s gone, who is going to suck the most?

Week two-how much of a Predicament are we in for?

The official announcement!

Semifinals Results: Miley Virus spreads.

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Results Show…We discover people are voting in record numbers, presumably to keep the donkey show that is Shitler on air and “dancing”. We can’t get off our asses to go vote for the Presidential Election, but we can sure send some texts to ensure you and your zombie [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Results Show….Shitler is able to check off two more items on her “List of Things I Must Bitchcomplish To Take Over The World”…#47-Make America want to see my freakishly bad dancing nonskills enough to kick off a LIVING AMERICAN HERO and #13-Help my crappy nontalented reality talent show [...]

This week on “Dancing With The Stars: Week 2 Results Show”: Buzz survives the cut, only to be abducted by a bunch of dudes from the local nursing home, led by a greasy black-haired alien obviously here to seek revenge against our first Man On The Moon: The leader of the alien apocalypse is Uncle [...]

With the scripted drama exciting reality show known as The Bachelor over for now, ABC has got a whole lot of time to fill….so you know what that means….it’s time for Dancing With Obscurity!!!! Buy one recapper, get one half price!!!

This week on Dancing With The Stars: we are forced to find a way to go on after the sudden departure of Meth Face and Svetlana, who were the couple kicked off last week. Now even ABC is setting me up with the crackhead jokes. I love it.

This week on Dancing With The Stars: the final five “stars” get down to business with two dances each. Apparently, their business involves shiny plastic vaginas.

This week on Dancing With The Stars: In order to fill the two hours we’re allotted with only 7 couples remaining, we’re going to have a team dance competition! Should have named them Team Douche-o and Team Wango.

This week on Dancing With The Stars: With the threat of a double elimination looming, our dancers settle their differences by virtue of a dance war! Whoever originally said the quote, “Make Love, Not War” definitely did not have this in mind.

This week on Dancing With The Stars: The Flu Attacks. Mark Balls and Ken Doll are infected, Ken Doll overwhelmed to the point of temporary decommission. Will we ever be able to Paso Doble or Argentine Tango without our favorite Dancing Doll Action Figure? Replace the “F” with a “G” and the “LU” with an [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Our couples will be assigned one of four never before seen dance styles! Lambada! Cheesier than porn! Bolero! What the eff is that? Country 2-Step! Get the soon to be released instructional video at Walmart! Charleston! Just for Donny Osmond! This is my excited face. You just can’t [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen – we’ve made it! Tonight we find out who America’s Favorite Dancer is – Twitch, Katee, Joshua or Courtney?! Only one of them was right when they thought they could dance – because tonight they’ll find out that they, indeed, can dance when they win So You Think You Can Dance!! (Get [...]

We’re down to the sweet 16 – who will shine – who will fall – who will ride the Hot Tamale Train to obscurity?! It’s… So You Think You Can Dance! Our lovely host Cat comes prancing out and — WTF is she wearing?! It looks like she took her mother’s wedding gown and sluttified [...]

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars! Also known as the beginning of someone’s journey to “Celebrity Rehab”! We jump right into the night’s special guest – Sheryl Crow! And THANK YOU Sheryl for being the first guest on this show NOT to have butchered your face! She looks beautiful and she actually has [...]

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars!!! Which celebrity will be sent back to their life in B-films and Geico commercials?!? And most importantly, will Kylie do the locomotion?!? Let’s get started! Tom begins by recapping what a nasty night the show before was. Insults galore! We start with the clip of Bruno asking [...]

First ever double-elimination ceremony! Woo woo! Sharpen your blades Yamiguchi-san and let’s start cutting some of these bitches! Let’s start off with Useless Samantha’s dress! Fugly. Looks like she took a pretty black dress and then wrapped glittered sweat bands around it. She looks like a black salami wrapped in twine.

Tonight’s a big night – 2 hours and all the couples are dancing! As the intro comes on we hear Tom say “And for two stars, dreams of glory will turn into nightmares of failure!” Wow. As if these people have’t failed enough that they end up on this show – ol’ Tom really has [...]