POSTS TAGGED: danielle staub

Is she returning?

She’s broke

The celebretards are all celebrating their grand opening with grape juice and countless pats on the back. People actually showed up to their grand opening! It’s amazing what people will pay in order to get a first look at a freshly-made trainwreck. Mike and Lonnie claim they don’t want the celebs “checking out” now that [...]

MIssing Juicy J

Lemons

I can’t believe these celebs are STILL trying to open up this restaurant! I totally thought they would’ve given up when they found out real work was involved and it wasn’t all about finding out which side of your face the camera loves. Today the celebs are excited because they are getting the new sign [...]

What is this? Another hurdle?

Uh-oh Scott’s getting shifty. What kind of designer keeps buying shit that their client doesn’t have money for? Good news is, if they can’t foot the bill at the end of the day, they have their choice of two hookers who can wrangle in the rest of the cash. Ashley is celebrating because Mike and [...]

Logo designs! Hint: it’s terrible

In this week’s episode, the gang has big decisions to make: do they want the Lemon Basket logo to be inside a lemon basket icon or do they just want the words Lemon Basket? Four days later they are still arguing over whether or not Ashley is a whore. Danielle can’t let go of the [...]

The celebs have an Ashley-hatin’ forum with moderators, Lonnie and Mike, and drama fuel fine wine. Lonnie and Mike make sure that they are impartial judges stirring up drama to make for some quality reality TV. God bless the editors of this show for splicing together the scene where Danielle claims they addressed the situation [...]

It’s time to get to business! Sexy business! Drama! Ashley storms out after she gets called out on her sluttiness and the Dolce Group feels the need to celebrate the fact that the place hasn’t burned to the ground, yet. This is a major coup for the celebretards and they need positive reinforcement for this [...]

Lemons

Instead of Famous Food this show should be called ‘Everyone Hates Danielle’. Why they gotta be hatin’? She’s just doin what she gotta to get a restaurant up; choosing the menu imposing her own special recipes,  managing the budget keeping the checkbook in her deathlike grip and clutching it between the balloons that sit on [...]

Famous losers

Watching celebrities try to start up a new restaurant is like watching The Little Rascals trying to hold a meeting; it’s adorable how hard they try but at the end of the day they’ll never get that new tree house built. This week’s challenge: Designing the interior of the restaurant. Since no one has pried [...]

Famous Food begins

If you think opening up a restaurant with one bitchy celebrity in charge is hard, imagine 7 bitchy celebrities! You don’t have to imagine anymore as fantasy becomes reality on the newest VH1 endeavor to regain America’s attention, Famous Food. The Dolce Group, which is Lonnie Moore and Mike Malin or two talking heads on [...]

Cry me a river

I’m glad she has such a high opinion of herself.

Danielle left on her own terms.

Last night’s show, and the reunion sneak peek.

Danielle got canned!

In case you didn’t know, the real reason Dina left the NJ Housewives is because of Danielle Staub. She told US Weekly, “I would say 99.9 percent is because of Danielle [Staub], but the other .1 percent was drama created by her…Danielle will make up whatever lie she can to hurt you, and it’s dangerous. [...]