POSTS TAGGED: Dashley

Hey Gasmii! I am absolutely delighted to be recapping the new season of the Bachelorette for you! ABC finally released the names, pictures, and bios of the guys vying for Desiree’s affections here, so I thought I’d see if I could spread excitement for the new season like herpes in a hot tub before we [...]

Hey Gasmii! Here we are, after trudging through the “Teams” season. This selection of episodes will go down in Project Runway history as one of the worst experiments the producers ever tried. It stifled the designers’ creativity while simultaneously creating drama, unnecessary because said drama would have happened anyway. This was the season of saying [...]

Hey Gasmii! I have to be honest: I thought this week was the season finale. I wrote this long, beautiful paragraph summarizing all the things about this season that we loved and hated, but then realized soon enough that we have one more week of this to get through. Guess I’ll just save it and [...]

Hey Gasmii! Last week, the designers got to work on their own; well, except that they had former-contestant “sewing assistants” that worked out well for some, not so well for others. No one was eliminated, and we were left on a cliffhanger as to whether or not Michelle would have the ability to save herself [...]

Hey Gasmii! PopePhilly asked me to do the Minicap for our special Three Hour Live Extravaganza Hope You Are All Drunk Enough to Get Through This Historic Bachelor Finale. But she promises she’ll be back with the full recap later this week! Can’t write a finale minicap without some spoilers though, so for the major ones [...]

Hey Gasmii! It’s Season 11, and we have 11 designtestants still remaining, which seems like a good excuse to write this recap fueled by pinot grigio. (At least, it’s the best excuse I can come up with, because I am already fueled by pinot grigio, so.)  Last week: The teams were dissolved in favor of [...]

Hey Gasmii! Since we left off last week, I have to make one teeny tiny little concession: Joseph is not just a cat sweater guy. He tweeted me (So exciting, this newfangled technology!) to make sure I knew that he wasn’t just a cat sweater guy, and some of his stuff is actually really cute! [...]

Hey Gasmii! I’m Dashley, and I’m so excited to be bringing you the Project Runway recaps this season. I was so honored when Flipit asked me to write them, and not a moment too soon, because we need to talk about this:  Who wouldn’t want to see what THIS guy would design? So let’s get [...]

Hey Gasmii! Can you believe it’s the season finale already? I feel like just yesterday I was ignorant to the practice of mudding and was unacquainted with the one-of-a-kind (thank goodness) Shain Gandee. Since last week, BUCKWILD has been renewed for a second season, so it won’t be long until I’m back with you recapping [...]

Hey Gasmii! My name is Dashley, and I am a recovering Idol-holic. I used to watch this show religiously, forsaking a personal life in order to be a part of the revolutionary idea of choosing who the next music superstar should be. And then I hit rock bottom: Adam Lambert didn’t win his season. And [...]

Hey Gasmii!  Last week: The boys outperformed the girls at the visiting rodeo when they stayed on the bulls longer, and the girls had to make them dinner in their lingerie. Shae and Joey had a painful (to watch) date. Tyler and Katie flirted. A lot. Shain got his new truck stuck in a mudhole. [...]

Hey, fellow Rose-Gasmii! I’m Dashley, and I’m covering this week for the fantastic PopePhilly, whose recaps I read religiously every week. And I’m thrilled about it, because many friends of mine will tell you that I am known to tell people that the best comedy on TV is the Bachelor. So buckle up: we’ve got [...]

Hey Gasmi! Another eventful night of activity in Sissonville, WV – can’t wait to break it down for you! Episode 3: Sexts, Lies, & Chicken Wings Last time: Shain performed a stupid stunt in a tractor tire. The girls had a stupid rager that resulted in homelessness. And Cara and Tyler hooked up, stupidly thinking [...]