POSTS TAGGED: Derek J

It’s time to party at the Biermann home.  Kim and Kroy have been married for one year and this is a perfect opportunity to spend lots and lots more cash.  There’s even a baby named Kash. Last week, Bravo treated us to two lovely episodes to catch up on Kim’s life since Don’t Be Tardy [...]

Even though one episode would have been more than enough for the premiere of Don’t Be Tardy…, Bravo is giving the viewers a two-part gift of Kim and all of the tackiness that revolves around her planet.  Now, let’s get down in the mud and wallow around, shall we? This episode opens with Kim reading [...]

Good news!  Kim is back for another season of Don’t Be Tardy…  How exciting!  Will we see her in a double wide suffocating under a ton of hoarded cheap shit, cigarettes, and wigs this season?  Be patient, my little pretties, it’s coming…one day…maybe…probably. Life seemed pretty good for Kim when we last saw her marrying [...]

We begin with Jenn arriving home first to tell Stephanie what happened and what’s about to happen. Suddenly you see Rocky come flying into the house like a bat out of hell, up the stairs to her room to change and then out to the hallway where Jenn is. They square off, shove each other [...]

According to Kim, since it’s 11-11-11, the universe is aligning for the wedding of the century.  For everyone else, the universe is aligning for a huge pain in the ass.  They have one of the cutest babies in existence and she brings two beautiful daughters to the union, so may their marriage be successful and [...]

The wedding is only two days away, but Kim doesn’t think things are going as well as they should be.  Little K.J. listens as his mommy tells him that Kim’s mom is acting crazy, the wig isn’t cut, and Derek J. is somewhere in Atlanta wearing high heels.  She assures K.J. that guys do wear [...]

Bailey Agency opens, Kim’s claws sink into Kroy the Gullible.

OMG! Did you see what happened on Real Housewives of Atlanta? Me neither. I fell asleep about 5 seconds after Cynthia started speaking. Luckily I found an interpretive dance online that played out the entire episode so I’ve got the goods. If you can call them “goods”. Some nasty stuff went down this week. Namely, [...]

When the QueenB lost her royal stinger.

Bitches invade Hair Battle Spectacular and Camouflage gets the boot.

Dimples is dunzo!

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