POSTS TAGGED: desperation

Hola Gasmii! We are at the end! What a long strange journey it’s been, littered with White Knights and Olympian Queens. We get treated to a fast reel of who chose who and who eliminated who and how we ended up here. The important thing is they got rid of the minorities I will definitely [...]

Prom Fright Prologue: Hello, friends! Time for another installment of one of the greatest television programs of our time. ;- ) Last week on Miss Advised….Amy bitched out Lewis on their SECOND (2nd) date for not texting her for, like, a day; Julia planned an over-the-top second date with William, got wasted at a winery, [...]

  Wake me when its over   Hello Gasmii!!! The end is in sight! We will soon be overrun by monstrous human-shaped wunderkind sprung from the belly of Chase after Summer implants her eggs in him! Don’t go near the waters though, they swim faster than they run! Well that’s one theory anyway.  We are [...]

“We have no idea what we’re talking about” Prologue: Now that he has conquered the worlds of housewives, takeovers, and lifestyle makers, His Royal Gayness (HRG) Andy Cohen is hell-bent on cornering the market on dating and matchmaking. Turn on Bravo on a random weekday morning (not that I ever do that…) and there’s a [...]

After a long time of forever’s Glee is finally back! I wish winter breaks were that long when I was a kid in school. I wish I were in school… The episode gets off to a rip roaring start with everyone’s favorite duet “Summer Nights”. If you have ever gone out karaoking and there have [...]

Do you know who you’re sleeping with?

Second time’s a charm.