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Anyone else tired of this guy??? Hello, dearest readers, and welcome to the very last Alcatraz recap of the season…or possibly forever! That’s just part of the show’s MYSTERY!! Monday night’s finale was a two-parter, and this recap will cover the second half (‘Tommy Mother F-in Madsen’) – if you’d like to check out the [...]

WEEEEEEEEEE!! Heeeeeeeeeeey GUYS!! Here we are – we’ve made it! The two-part Alcatraz finale aired this past Monday, arming us with a sh*tload of answers and a bevy of new questions – some of which may never be answered, depending on whether or not this damn show gets picked up for a second season or [...]

It’s just a SLIGHT twist on that old tale… Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair…so that I can chop it off, string it on my violin bow, then violently drown you in the tub. It’s the stuff that dreams are made of, ladies. We are getting SO CLOSE to the season finale of Alcatraz, guys!! [...]

See why I call her ‘half-pint?’ Seriously…it’s amazing that her tiny hand can even wrap around that glass. Hey guys! Well, we’re winding down to the season finale of Alcatraz…or maybe I should say ‘winding UP,’ since it looks like the producers are starting to chuck some serious revelations our way. Last night’s episode – [...]

Seems like an odd choice of ball marker, but to each his own. He’s totally gonna sink that putt, by the way. Heeeeeeeeey Gasmii! All ready to sit down with a warm cup of cocoa, curl up by the fire, and immerse yourself in a heartwarming tale of murder and brainwashing? And would you please [...]

FOX’s newest sitcom, Doc B and the Ward. Hiya gang! Last night we were finally treated to the episode of Alcatraz which had been pre-empted by that NASCAR race two weeks ago – ‘Clarence Montgomery.’ Thankfully, the re-ordering of the past few episodes didn’t affect the show’s overall continuity at all. I thought ‘Clarence Montgomery’ [...]

NO, GODDAMN IT!! YOU WERE IN THE LAST EPISODE, GO AWAY!!! Seriously. That face is going to haunt my nightmares for days to come. For those of you who are catching up, them there’s the Ames brothers, who we covered in the first of two recaps this week – you can read it here if [...]

Nothing sneakier than a 6-foot bald dude wielding a giant wrench. Heeeeeyyyyyyy Gasmii!! Did you miss me last week? I missed me last week – I’d much rather write an Alcatraz recap than have to watch even 30 seconds of a damn NASCAR race. Which I kept having to do, just to make sure that [...]