POSTS TAGGED: divorce

Cry me a river

Turning water into whine is more like it…

Get it, guurrl

It’s sissy bitches like Kris Humphries that make me proud to say my “Me daddy” is KANYE! My sweet-ass food source be tryin’ to quit this guy Humpdump but he keeps whining about “the marriage being a fraud” and he can’t go on living without S.A.F.S annulling it. Wah wah wah you big baby. Just [...]

Sorry, I missed this one too…

You don’t like the title? Bravo called it “Healing Hole.”

I can’t stop looking at Karent’s teeth. And I hate it.

She’s getting $30 million

It’s official

And we’re back with the guys on “Million Dollar Listing LA” after a week off for the 4th of July. I can’t lie, it was a little bit nice to get a short break from watching people who make more money in one deal than I make in two years. In awesome news, I started [...]

Hello, Gasmii! I hope you all had a wonderful holiday last week. I was an idiot who braved the National Mall to see the fireworks. A friend of mine just moved here and he’s still in tourist mode.  OK, into “Million Dollar Listing” matters. First, in awesome news, my copy of “A Simple Girl” just [...]

Done and done.

SHOCKER…not.

 A brand spanking new show guys! Is it a new concept? Well, no, but who cares, it’s on TV and it’s hot outside! Hollywood Exes: the title says it all. This show is all about 5 women who were once married to an A-list man but are now divorced and living in squalor… which in [...]

Finally going to be over

Past transgressions catch up to everyone. Except Jackie, of course.

Everyone’s secrets come flying out.

Sexy time

I’m sad to report that Russell Brand and Katy Perry are divorcing. Per reports, Russell is citing ”irreconcilable differences.” Russell said, ”Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.” I don’t know why this news makes me sad, but it does. I wonder what happened?? I can [...]

Reality saved her life…

Divorce time!

Nolan falls for a hooker. So does Jack.

It’s over!

Kim Kardashian bailed on her event this Saturday in Australia so she could come home and deal with her divorce. I don’t know why she wouldn’t just stay down under? I love Australia, but it was kind of nice not having her around! And if she was already there, why wouldn’t she just do the [...]

Kartrashy, Housewives, and HUNGER

Please make them stop!

Confirmed!

False for now

Could it be true?

Her deepest thoughts…

Russell is going down!

And another one. That makes two for the day!

Another one bites the dust

These bitches fight for your freedom from fugly.

Stop drinking! Ha.

It’s official

Onward

It’s almost over

Sorry Kayte.

Camille gets the boot, Lisa gets pissy, Taylor eats a rat.