POSTS TAGGED: Donald Trump

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Trump Defends His Girls

Donald Trump lent out a statement defending his pageant girls posing in lingerie.  He seems to think that his girls posing in lingerie is what keeps his show on the air.  And you know what?  I agree with him.  On top of his girls posing in lingerie, they’re all full of scandal.  Look at Carrie [...]

Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice: Advertorial, Adverschmorial

Everything is hard. This week, our C list crew of misfits have to design an ad for Norton Antivirus theft identity protection. The girls really go for emotion, and the guys…really like words. Also, Blog is fucking incompetent, and we can’t WAIT to hear more verbal diherrhea from Cyndi Lauper. Am I right? Wohooo!

Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice: Rod Blagojevitch likes Balloons

He’s ALREADY fired. This week, the two teams have to design a new marketing campaign for Kodak. Sinbad and Maria are the leaders and both have to deal with the apeshittery that is Cyndi Lauper and Rod Blag. For real, if someone doesn’t go crazy by the end of this season, I will.

Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice: Yes, these people are still alive. Plus, Blagojevitch!

Celebrity apprentice, now in weaselvision! This week, the motley assortment of tools break into groups, name themselves, have a baby that is a restaurant and one team loses. Can you guess which? Doesn’t matter- you’ll see a lot of ex-mayor Blago acting like a dipshit and Cyndi Lauper forgetting that she’s on TV.