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Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana.  Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of something else. The Biermann family is growing quickly, so they are building a new black mold dream home full of mirrors.  Plus, he’s gained a precious mother-in-law that is like antifreeze-laced icing on the crazy [...]

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Well, ladies and gentlemen, the finale opens with only one hour left until the wedding begins.  The bridal party and groomsmen are assembling to walk down the aisle ahead of Kim, while the caterers are preparing the food and the DJ is setting up.  The guests are arriving and it won’t be long before Kim [...]

Thursday, June 14th On June 14th, 2000, a mail clerk named Andrew Cohen flounced into the Bravo programming director’s office to deliver a package. Interrupting an impromptu strategy session, Cohen opined that “the peforming arts are dead,” and that “people want the organic drama of reality television!” One closed door meeting and an energetic blow [...]

Finally!  One word sums it up.  It’s been a long eight weeks for Kim and her people preparing for the big day, but it’s been killer on us.  The wigs are looking about as matted and clumpy as I feel.  This morning’s momma and baby meeting opens with Kim holding K.J. and telling him that [...]

The wedding is only two days away, but Kim doesn’t think things are going as well as they should be.  Little K.J. listens as his mommy tells him that Kim’s mom is acting crazy, the wig isn’t cut, and Derek J. is somewhere in Atlanta wearing high heels.  She assures K.J. that guys do wear [...]

There’s only a couple of days left before the wedding and Kim still has several things left on her to-do list, including getting her wig cut.  It’s too bad Derek J. can’t just yank that thing off of her head and cut it any old way he pleases.  Higher on the agenda, though, is getting [...]

Welcome back to the wedding planning that has dragged on longer than Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy.  This week’s episode opens with K.J. interacting with his mommy while she prepares his bath.  Someone really should check the basement for the nanny, because this is highly suspect. With less than a week before the big day, Alexis–Colin Cowie’s [...]

You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of her wedding.  With only two weeks until the wedding, there’s still tons of stuff to tackle. Knowing  how to hook an audience, yet another episode opens with K.J.–the cutest baby on television.  Kim and K.J. are in the [...]

Another day, another briefing for our favorite baby, K.J.  With only two weeks left until the big day, momma is getting nervous while K.J. dreams of new ways to escape.  Maybe the blimp will crash into our home and I can fly away and live with turtles.   Kim meets up for lunch with her [...]

There are only four weeks until the wedding and the time has come for Kim to make her list and check it twice.  Last week, the Biermann family came to Atlanta for a visit and to meet K.J. for the first time.  Now that the home invaders have left, it is time to hit the [...]

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Kim should have let her mom get that Bjork get-up after all

The wig’s not really falling off. It’s making a mad dash for the subway.-BSL #DontBeTardyfortheWedding Recap #url#

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold, BelowSeaLevel! Consider yourself invited!  Kim’s getting hitched and it’s sure be filled with glitz, glam, and cleavage. But, you bitches better not be late! Yay!  Big Poppa 2.0′s gonna put a ring on it!   Kim and Kroy have found their dream home and their newborn, K.J., [...]