POSTS TAGGED: douche

  We feel ya Herms   Hola Gasmii! Welcome to another week in the SV. Where life is fabulous if you’ve got money, or apparently even if you don’t. We start again, shocking, with Snots waking up and stretching. Christ. ENOUGH. We get it “new day, new show.” Snots is still upset that Herms strapped on [...]

AWKWARD!!! There’s an app for that.   Hellloooooooooooo Gasmi! Welcome to another week of the incredibly interesting SV…. if incredibly interesting now means incredibly shallow and barely average. We start the show where we left them last week, begging for money. It’s so very Oliver Twist.  They get shot down, so no gruel tonight kids. Snots didn’t like the [...]

Nick? Money sure does change people… Well, Gasmii, they promised us the “most shocking and most disturbing” Bachelor Pad Finale ever and what did we get? Annoying and irritating? Sure. Mildly amusing and predictable? Definitely. So what happened? Why all the hubbub? They made us wait 2 hours to tell us, we’re only going to make [...]

A double-shot of hotel grossness. Blacklight pun intended.

  Well Hellloooooo! Welcome to the Season Finale of Hollywood Exes. Yes it’s over…sigh, of relief or sadness, you choose.   We start the show with Mayte nervously awaiting the phone call from her agent with word of whether she got the part in the movie. She did. Next. Sheree is actually seen with her husband. [...]

Gordon takes on a tacky, douchey, nightmare in San Diego.

I guess that the powers that be at Bravo were paying attention to my recaps, because we start this episode with a visit to Grandma Edith!!!!! I usually hate multiple exclamation points, but she deserves them. That’s pretty much the best part of the episode. So, let’s just let that sink in for a little [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! We’re back with another episode of “Million Dollar Listing: LA.” Last episode finally saw the drama between Team Douche (Heather and JA) and Team Surprisingly Mature About the Situation (Madison). Hopefully we’ll get some more drama this episode. It seems we only get something interesting (in a train wreck sense) every few episodes. [...]

Hi, Gasmii!  I’m so excited that I get to recap the best part of AI … Hollywood Week!  We’ve been promised blood, tears, an angry mom rushing somewhere from backstage (presumably to kick Randy in the nads) and someone falling off the stage.  Bring the pain, Twink!  Actually, what I discover after watching this hour [...]

“Note to self: destroy guidance counselor.” Tonight brought us a special bonus dose of our bevy of beauties. We open at FIDM, where – wait, what? LC’s still in school?! She hasn’t been there in at least two seasons! I call bullshit. Sure enough, the teacher reads the roster in a heavy Bahstin accent and [...]