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Hoooooly shit, let’s get this Toddlers & Tiaras party started! The Little Miss and Mr. Nevada pageant takes us to that bastion of royal ball cupping, Las Vegas! Pageant Director Tami Soudbakhsh (sounds like Succotash!) tells us this isn’t just a pageant, it’s a “pageant show.” Sure. Let’s get Homeland Security on this last name, [...]

Oh my freakin’ God was this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras fantastic! Moms/grandmas with wax faces, drag queens judging, spoiled brats not performing, twins who really aren’t they just look that way, a coach teaching her girls the EXACT SAME ROUTINE, Blue Man Group in miniature size, a hot pink Hummer based on an Essie [...]