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Hey Gasmii! I am absolutely delighted to be recapping the new season of the Bachelorette for you! ABC finally released the names, pictures, and bios of the guys vying for Desiree’s affections here, so I thought I’d see if I could spread excitement for the new season like herpes in a hot tub before we [...]

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…

Gordon takes on a tacky, douchey, nightmare in San Diego.

Hello, Gasmii! Welcome to another episode of “Million Dollar Listing LA.” We pick up just where we left off last week – at “Cirq deGeorgina.” Why does JF keep calling it that? Does anyone know? Is he referencing anything? Maybe this is Georgina. OK, let’s get right into the drama. Madison notices Heather and JA [...]

Too much plastic surgery Jenny McCarthy, too much.   Welcome to Love in the Wild! Hosted by a genuine cougar! My personal hope is show is a cross between the Bachelor (too Disney) and Temptation Island (too trashy), with just the right mix of narcissists and morons! I will disclaim that I was surprised to [...]

Eviction night!

Cassie’s audition

Grab your slushies, put your Team Brittana shirts on, cuz it’s time for the GleePro!

Flirting, Cabo plans, and talk of flying to Vegas to get married

Fight!

The doctors go to jail.

The helicopter crash was exciting. The aftermath is…not.

We meet the couples

Links and so much more!

Where are you? Do you even know anymore?

RW is about to begin. Let’s trash the trailer!

Welcome to a new season of “The Bachelorette”! My name’s bBitz and I’ll start by saying I’ve never watched a minute of these shows. In all honestly, I’ve given my best friend shit for years for pissing away endless hours on what I called a “whorefest”. But here I am now – dedicated to a [...]

Where was the nude, drunken violence?

The bugle sounds and Tool Academy has officially started. The couples wake up and as j-vag says, she is still here, bitches!!! Dayna thinks that Kevin should have stayed instead of J-Vag. And Jacob thinks Angelo and Dayna should have gone. When it gets this close to the ten thousand dollars anyone who is not [...]

This week on Fantasia For Real: Fanny is attacked by raccoons! The Weenster acts like a baffoon! And Zion gets trapped in a balloon! (Not really, but it rhymed.) Sorry, dude, even implicating your kid in a nationally televised hoax is NOT enough to help you get a hit album.

This week on Fantasia For Real: Fanny and Ricco work on their own albums, while Teeny continues to be a blood sucking little twerp, and Fanny decides she wants to work toward her GED and get edumacated: High School Diploma: Because even Auto-Tune has limits.

Last week on Tool Academy… I stayed up late to watch a repeat of Real Chance At Love Two because Vh1 decided they needed a sabbatical after two friggin episodes. The week before that we saw Beta Jon go home after proving that he wasn’t willing to put any effort whatsoever into his relationship, and [...]