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Move over addicts, here comes troubled relationships

Reunion!

First of all, I can’t believe VH1 made this a two-parter. Second of all, who is still curious to see what’s happening to these celebs after rehab? Wasn’t the rehab supposed to be the exciting part? Celebrity Rehab has adopted the same model as Dancing with the Stars; they draw out everything and make shows [...]

Onward and upward, folks!

The end. Or is it?

Day 17. Sounds like a horror film, no? It kinda is.

You can’t arrest him if he’s Jesus! Oh no! The po-po have arrived at the Pasadena Recovery Center! Michael Lohan caused a public disturbance and they can’t have disturbances in the sleepy town of Pasadena. They contemplate arresting him, but Dr. Drew pays them off and they go on their merry way with a spring [...]

More rehabbing

The family that prays together…

I ruv you Drew! Family Weekend!! What a happy joyful miraculous time threatening tearful train wreck parade! We pick up where we left off with Michael’s drama. Michael is super excited about having precious camera time so he’s not about to let this situation out of his greedy little money hungry fingers the same way [...]

“I hate liars and bamboozlers!” I hear you Steven Adler, bamboozlers are the worst! Hoodwinkers are close, but Bamboozlers are definitely the worst! You may wonder to whom he is referring, but is there really any doubt? Amy Fisher has been pulling one over on the whole lot at the Pasadena Recovery Center. Since day [...]

Steven is quickly becoming my favorite Celebrity Rehab patient. His profuse use of the word “bamboozler” gives me such delight. The staff calls him abusive, but I think he just tells it like it is. He doesn’t sugarcoat anything and that’s why I love him. He’s a revolutionary who should seriously consider opening his own [...]

I call B.S. on this

The episode starts off with a healthy dose of Amy Fisher denial. She seems to think that she is in rehab because she is tired, because rehab is where all porn stars go when they need a nap. Riding countless men in front of a rolling camera take after take is hard work and the Pasadena [...]

We continue where we left off with Steven Adler giving Amy Fisher his two cents. Dr. Drew may not agree with his methods, but I believe Steven has a good point; “She wouldn’t be here if she was just tired.” She’s here because her work in the porn industry is ‘tired’.  Once she gets her [...]

Famous Food begins

Too busy

We continue where we left off in episode 2 when Ling Ling decided to answer to her moon gods and climbed up to her speaking podium on the roof. God I hope this means we finally get to see some hunky firemen come take her down. The whole staff of Pasedena Recovery is frantically searching [...]

It’s night one and Super-Drew has donned his super cape in anticipation of what crazy shenanigans will go on in this house full of attention-hungry “celebs”. But it’s not all the camera whores Super-Drew is worried about, it’s his hyperventilating staff member, Jennifer, who is upset that Steven Adler is coming. It’s night one and [...]

If I wasn’t going to hell before, I’ve absolutely got a one-way ticket now. With every snarky recap I write for Celebrity Rehab Season 5, I will be earning myself more HELL points. Every word will bring me one step closer to fiery damnation, but who else is going to poke fun at the disease [...]

Cry me a river

Quote of the week, “You belong in a cave.”

Get in the ring, son!

Time to start making housecalls…

While you were out…

Links, fresh from the oven!

Dr. Drew says everytime a sloppy whore finds another, a Maury Povich guest gets a bucket of wings.

Mini caps of Celeb Rehab, Top Chef, and The Challenge

New talk show!

Reuniting and it feels so…well it hurts a lot.

Rachel Uchitel was not a fan of her first day of school.

Trainwrecks with a new job, sobriety.

Hey Gasmii, I had the opportunity to talk to my new puppet obsession, Warren The Ape yesterday, and he was hilarious.  It was only a phone interview, but I’ll have a face-to-face Skype convo soon, so I’ll have some video for you to see when that happens. Warren The Ape premieres June 14th at 10:30 [...]

TMZ is reporting that VH1 is putting Celeb. Rehab on hold because they’re having problems finding celebs to sign on.  Tila Tequila, and Jason Wahler have already signed on…but then again, those guys need the money, the help, and to help VH1′s cause–they’re fame whores. They need someone big to fall off the wagon to [...]