POSTS TAGGED: drama

In which we are schooled on complex world of restaurant management.

Hey there, Gasmii!  Welcome back to The Hottie McShirtless Hour Arrow!  Previously on Arrow:  billionaire playboy Oliver McQueen returns a changed man from being shipwrecked for five years, he has a Lisa Frank journal with a kill list from his father, his best friend may or may not know there’s something going on with Ollie, [...]

Hello, Gasmii! Welcome back to another episode of “Million Dollar Listing LA.” Last week, JA sold Gary’s house after a lot of fighting about price, JF found a house for his friend who was getting divorced, and Madison had a brokers open for an unfinished house, but no one wanted to buy it in the [...]

It’s gonna be crazy

It’s fiesta time!

Welcome to  a very backward episode of “Hell’s Kitchen.” We start with an elimination and end right before dinner service starts. I guess they can’t eliminate two people each week. That would make this a really short season. What this episode lacked in actual cooking, it made up for in raw drama. We see Kimmie [...]

Hello, Gasmii! Welcome to part two of the “Hell’s Kitchen” season premier! As BlueCanary said in yesterday’s minicap, we will be your guides for this adventure in cooking and yelling. Once again, our chefs are baffled by the tricky and elusive scallop. If that weren’t complicated enough, the chefs are required to make something that [...]

DRAAAMAMMMMMAAA

****Please welcome back our long lost Lost recapper! ACK!! LOVE YOU, GIRL! We open on Memorial Day weekend, 1966. A bunch of privileged assholes, whose shabby office space shows it’s not the bright and shiny Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, decide to throw water bombs at the cast of The Help. This is pre-Occupy Wall Street [...]

Ryan sadly announces that someone had to be pulled out of the competition because… we’ll find out later in the show. What a cruel trick Ryan seacrest! You know full well all we want to see is the drama behind the elimination of whoever it is! But on to the baby pictures, because AI thinks [...]

The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.

Glee takes on Michael and I couldn’t be happier! Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if they only did Michael songs for the rest of the year. There was so much drama in this episode I could barely keep it together as I watched. Sebastian has come back into the scene as a full-time asshole, officially raining [...]

A new season is upon us!

Hey fans and fanettes, it’s time to go out and get it DONE!!! Amazing Race finale style! The Amazing Race Season 19 is coming to a dramatic stop as this is our final episode! “I’m unemployed!!! Let’s recap this season 19 for one minute: Remember @RyanStorms? He remembers him. After 7 eliminations, there are lots [...]

Cleats, teats, and tears!

Season 2 trailer

The Death of the Dealbreakers

They’re all back

More Jersey drama

RIP Juicy J DJ Paul is beside himself with grief over the loss of Juicy J, but he’s convinced that J wants him to stay more than he wants that 5th big gulp of “trippy” juice.  I think what J really wants is to surround himself with handles of vodka and boobies doobies. The team [...]

Minicap for the A-List: New York!

Day 17. Sounds like a horror film, no? It kinda is.

More rehabbing

In this week’s episode, the gang has big decisions to make: do they want the Lemon Basket logo to be inside a lemon basket icon or do they just want the words Lemon Basket? Four days later they are still arguing over whether or not Ashley is a whore. Danielle can’t let go of the [...]

The family that prays together…

I ruv you Drew! Family Weekend!! What a happy joyful miraculous time threatening tearful train wreck parade! We pick up where we left off with Michael’s drama. Michael is super excited about having precious camera time so he’s not about to let this situation out of his greedy little money hungry fingers the same way [...]

More drama

Famous Food begins

We continue where we left off in episode 2 when Ling Ling decided to answer to her moon gods and climbed up to her speaking podium on the roof. God I hope this means we finally get to see some hunky firemen come take her down. The whole staff of Pasedena Recovery is frantically searching [...]

See ya later

Ripping off Hypnotoad’s haiku’s with some limericks!

It’s the episode of “ME!” as the ladies fight over who it’s all about!

Neurosurgeon turned Medical Examiner solves crimes and bores audiences.

Oh the drama…

Everyone knows that Romy and Michele invented the Post-its.

The commodore’s wasting away due to unnatural causes

…the mice will rob his casino and shoot his brother!

Nucky avenges his childhood, and Jimmy avenges Pearl… some more…

They were sister-in-laws before they were Sister Wives.

Somebody’s gonna be single soon!