POSTS TAGGED: drugs

UGH

Here’s to his recovery

R.I.P.

Sorry you’re on the rag and you can’t take meds…

The most drinking-game-ready episode yet.

Jackie finally goes too far.

Sat., Dec. 31 Strange Sex: The Year’s Best (TLC, 8 pm) The top-10 strangest sex stories impart the strangest, most-unusual instances of relationships and sexual practices. Freak babies, freak families, freak brides, freak sex. Go “impart” your freaks somewhere else, TLC. The Bourne Ultimatum (CBS, 8:30 pm) Jason Bourne continues his international quest to uncover [...]

I can has hickey.

It’s day 4 in the recovery process and Drew has already lost one of his patients in an extended game of hide and seek, Ling Ling. Instead of asking a camera crew member where she might have gone, because they are paid to follow every D-list celebrity 24/7, Drew decides to amble around the grounds [...]

Sad

Daisy’s dad is a jerk, but not enough of one to even be mildly interesting.

Tony tries to help Stanley lose his virginity.

Watch Lindsay get sentenced to the slammer.

Kendra: she’s a tomboy, not a stripper!

Tyler Lambert, Dana Plato’s son, committed suicide last week…so sad.  I know this is so redundant to say, but it’s still so shocking to see the downfall of all the child stars, and their families.  It’s kind of unbelievable.  Tyler took his life 11-years after his mom took her life.  So sad.  R.I.P. Tyler.

Me too, Mikey. Me too. I continue to be more and more confused and disappointed by the direction this show is going. Is it a program chronically a group of addict’s struggles to remain sober, or is it one Jerry Springer style confrontation after another? Are we watching Sober House or the slob non-alcoholic version [...]

It’s gotta be something, right? Last week it was mic packs and the week before it was the cameraman. What will they take their anger and frustration out on next, the houseplants? Actually, it’s another mic pack and another human being. Sheesh. I hope everyone’s insured.

I would like to start off this week with some questions. Who here was surprised to see Dennis push Gim’s buttons? To see another installment of Heidi vs. Tom? Were you even the least bit caught off guard to see Mikey do his polite ‘I’ve been a bad boy, please forgive me’ routine again? All [...]

Sober House. Where people go when they like to do drugs, drink their damn brains into shapeless ice cream cakes and sex it up with anyone who asks, to learn how to talk like Mack, be the bore at parties and say no to their fifth blow job of the night. Never again will they [...]

Don’t blame me. Those are the facts, or as near to the facts as you can get with addicts. Within one year of rehab, 80% will relapse. I hope our group does better. It’s been a long nine weeks for us Gasmii, but only 3 for the patients, and the day of reckoning is upon [...]

I hope everybody remembered their hankies again this week because it was another big tear jerker. Does Dr. Drew own stock in Kleenex? Puffs? He should. Between this endless cold and my weekly bawling sessions, my supply is rapidly dwindling, and I buy them in great big giant three packs. Let’s see, last week we [...]