POSTS TAGGED: drunk

She has respect for the police!

Hello peeps. It’s been 2 weeks since the last episode so lets jump (tee hee) back in! We left off with Rocky and Bluto arriving home only to find some greased up skanks angrily awaiting them. Nancy starts yelling at Rocky, “Is you laughing at me behind my back?” Rocky denies it but Nancy starts [...]

This tour is brought to you by Little Debbie cakes. And Champs.

2 hours too long. Part one of these two episodes.

In case you missed it. This is a must watch!

Drunk!

…punch her in the face!

Hello my loves. Last week I was an angry bitch. This week not only am I angry, but I have whatever creeping crud my husband had last week. Only I’m not whining like a bitch. Well I am but not quite at the level I expect to get to. Sooooooooooooooo…we join the bitches this week [...]

It’s soo good

Hello my lovies! We start off this week with Fallen,J-Bloat and Mobama sitting around a table looking like hell. The end. Just kidding, Fallen suddenly jumps up from the table and flips over a chair and yells, I hate people.” Mobama looks at J-Bloat and asks why all the drama. J-Bloat explains to her that [...]

Hello Gasmites! We join this weeks show with Blondie telling us that she and Christina are now getting along again but Rima tells us that Christina is psycho. Flip over to the other psychos and J-Bloat and crew are bitching about the new girl. Her Royal Bloatness says “she’s a 27 year old go go [...]

She got off easy

Deena is holding down the fort while Snooki enjoys pregnancy.

On the road.

Same shit, different states.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are officially mid-calves deep in this season! Give yourselves a pat on the back! Unless you suffer from chronic back pain like Berry, then just blow a kiss into a mirror or something. Last week was a non-elimination round so on the plus side Bopper & Barfer have another chance to [...]

Family fights, f-words and fiestas.

Welcome to another week on the Upper East Side…and believe you me, shit got GOOD this week.  The episode opens with Nate trying to solve the mystery of who tried to kill him. Or at least who ordered a faulty town car for him and accidentally put Chuck and Blair in it. He decides to [...]

The fairytale comes to a burning end like a lit match in a dry forest.

Hammer time!

Bree, you ignorant slut!

Interview

Gym, tan, stop trying new phrases.

Dr. Super-Drew is here to save the day!

Ryan Dunn was hammered the night of his accident. His blood alcohol limit was .196, which is over two and a half times the legal limit of .08 in Pennsylvania. He apparently had no other substances in his system, and word is that he was traveling between 132-140 mph at the time of his crash. [...]

Mariah Carey is joining The X-Factor. She’s not confirmed to be a judge, but she will be on the show in some capacity. I wonder if they’ll have her host?? I’d much rather see her as a judge, just to see her in all of her crazy glory, but whatevs…as long as Crazy McGhee is [...]

Make it about her drunk mom, please!

Just for sh*ts and giggles.

Another one down.

She started it!

Drrizzz-unk!

At least he still has a job!

Seriously?

The party never stops, even when their brain cells do.

Snooki is pissed! She’s no Lindsay!

The Situation dishes the straight dope.

One fateful St. Patrick’s Day, in a house in NOLA, a telephone rings…

I never thought of this, but Paula Abdul is like Little Liza.

Video: Lindsay’s jail sentence.

Watch Lindsay get sentenced to the slammer.