POSTS TAGGED: Emeril Lagasse

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…

I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

Battling it out to see who can be the biggest bratty beyotch!

Grape Ape goes on a rampage!

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

Time to insult each other’s wieners!

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

Please pack your knives and GTFO…

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…

Some will make it to Seattle, some will be put to DEATH…

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!

Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!

A diabolical conveyor belt and a visit from that scary-ass Charlize Theron in makeup!

Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiiiillllllll bitches.

Time to play Pretend Restaurants and “Blame The Bore-verly”!

Two words: Restaurant Whores!

Twitter takes over and then Patti LaBelle finds BigFoot!

Gitchy-gitchy ya-ya Tom-Tom!

Group Three is decimated and the Bubble Chefs compete!

No, really, Group 3 gets screwed. Hard.

Stuck On A Bubble In Texas

Bravo’s big-ass behemoth show returns!

Bam!