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Recaps

Alcatraz Recap: Premiere, Part 2

I bet Sam Neill’s glad to be on a show that isn’t Happy Town. And I bet YOU’RE glad that I reminded you that Happy Town was a thing. See? I told you that I’ve watched pretty much every mystery show to ever air on American television! Welcome back to the recap for the premiere [...]

Recaps

Alcatraz Recap: Another Day, Another Mysterious Island

Everyone wants to be the pretty girl at the ball. Well, the time has finally come, Gasmii. We’ve waded through a myriad of pretenders to the (Lost) throne, from the campy and ultimately un-fulfilling V to the tepid and unfocused The Event, all in the hopes that one day, somehow, we would find a show [...]

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MiniCap: Alcatraz

A thrilling Alcatraz prison cell! (Don’t worry, guys – the show is MUCH classier (and more exciting) than the real Alcatraz.) Howdy, Gasmii!! After a hefty holiday break, I think we’re all ready for some quality television viewing, don’t you agree? Unfortunately, it’s MIDSEASON – typically seen as the time of year when weak-ass pilots [...]