POSTS TAGGED: emily

Helping Emily find the best fake relationship

Hey, remember the last eight weeks?

… and if anyone, anywhere wanted to see Abe’s bouncing bare ass.

Mark and Robin send thanks from their toasty living rooms.

I wouldn’t wish this crap on these asshats or my worst enemies. Except the puzzles.

All Hail Queen Lauren Hey Gasmii! Make It or Break It is back for what is probably it’s last season and I’m pretty excited about it. I didn’t even think it would get another season but I guess the heads of ABC Family couldn’t pass up more teenage drama. The show follows a group of [...]

The final challenge takes place on the proverbial witch’s nipple.

The final three Disastrous Duos are revealed. (Spoilers within for those who haven’t watched!)

What’s Portuguese for “schadenfreude”?

TJ gets all Jeff Probst and calls out CT and Diem on their boneheaded Dome choice.

Emily brings some “theatrical fun” from a more backward century.

Emily mixes up “innocent” and “ignorant.”

Camila gets FUBAR, and Cara Maria busts Abe’s balls repeatedly.

Camila is a problematic drinker, and the challenge involves touching each other on a 20-foot pole.

Jasmine and Tyrie bicker, the cast straddles a log, and Mark’s mouth gets him talked about, or so we hear.

The exes seem to be getting along, except the ones who fall on each other’s heads.

This week’s The Bachelor starts off in yet another exotic location… Belize.  I’ve always watched The Bachelor/Bachelorette series and I really don’t remember another season where they jetted around the world this much.  The women arrive by plane and then by boat to another amazing resort location.  They all look pretty good for all of [...]

Go cry, Emo Abe.

Knees are busted, teeth are chipped, big holes are dug in the sand.

This week The Bachelor World Tour takes us to Panama City, Florida, where we will see topless Spring Breakers.

Vinny is a brainless slab of beef, and Wes is a luckless pile of turkey.

In which one cast member reminds us why these people don’t have real jobs.

The Bachelor chooses, yet again, to take Ben and the ladies to another exotic location, Puerto Rico.  I like Ben.  I liked him last season and despite the continual insistence from commenters that Ben is not attractive, I find him charming.  However, ABC clearly thinks we have to jet around the world to make this [...]

I have to assume that jumping into the water without any kind of surfactant would just make them wet and sticky. But I’ve never swum in the Dominican Republic. Maybe their water is special. Or maybe these people are just really, really slippery.

First time I’ve seen this show.

Wednesday, Jan. 11 One Tree Hill (CW, 8 pm) Clay and Quinn encounter a mysterious problem. No matter what they try, their DVR just will not tape the Venture Bros. Nature (PBS, 8 pm) Street-smart kangaroos move into Australia’s capital city. “Clean and sober. Have a mate and joeys. Anything helps. God bless!” Suburgatory (ABC, [...]

So shocking

Brad finally proposes.

The new Bachelorette is here!

The women tell all and the audience falls asleep.

Fantasy dates, nightmare mates.

Hometown date horror.

Being ratted out, rat’s blood, actual rats… but never any ratty hair! NEVER!

Shopping, NASCAR and terror.

The return of some of our favorite dirty little scoundrels!

Previously on the Real World: Pandrew has mysterious secret pain that I’m starting to think we’ll never get to the bottom of. Emily rejected Ty, and he did not take it well, resulting in tension beyond the sexual kind. Somehow, this resulted in Pandrew plunging into the depths of some concrete. We pick up right [...]