POSTS TAGGED: emmet cole

Gasmii, friends, paranormal activity lovers, fellow freaks of nature, isn’t it sad when a show like this has come to an end? While The River hasn’t been cancelled, I don’t foresee any more episodes being ordered, and this makes me a sadclownface. I haven’t even had a chance to use my comedic horror musical theater [...]

Oh, River, River, River. How much ridiculous can you fit into this last episode? We get the Tess making the worst choices ever (of course, should go without saying), resurrection with a Pet Cemetery level of success, and Lincoln becoming my favorite character ever! I’m a sucker for demons. Especially limber ones. Couldn’t he have [...]

Do you enjoy following blood trails, vomiting at the stench of rotting flesh and running for your life without an axe? The River has a treat for you this week, Gasmii! On first watch this episode was all I wanted, but a second viewing reveals some of the silly horror tropes these writers just can’t [...]

Greetings Earthlings! Sometimes television provides you with some great revelations, and this week’s episode of the River is one of those special moments in TV history. For example, Doctor Emmet Cole will abandon extreme cameramen in the jungle, but doesn’t eat domesticated animals. Bugs taste like bacon (I’m waiting for the next Top Chef challenge [...]

Greetings, Gasmii, let’s get all my issues on the table, shall we? Humans bring all our petty prejudices to any show we watch, and I’m no exception. I say humans because I have seen that dogs and cats can basically watch anything with movement fly across the screen and they’re entertained (Max the cat is [...]

Greetings Gasmii! I have a confession to make. I’m a TV Slut. I’ve always spread my viewing across all genres. Some shows I’ll loudly admit to fan-girl status on (Doctor Who, Big Bang Theory, Battlestar Galactica). Some shows I’ll admit to if asked directly (Grey’s Anatomy, Gossip Girl, Project Runway) and until recently others only [...]

Tuesday, February 7th   His own best friend. Spaceballs (HBO Family, 5:20 pm) President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf. If I had an RV, I would totally strap rocket engines to it. The Daily Show with John Stewart (Comedy Central, 6 pm) Tilda Swinton. Just say no [...]