POSTS TAGGED: episode 7

Good Morning, Gasmii!  It’s probably not morning for whomever is reading this, but I consider morning the three hours after I wake up, so whether that’s 9am-12pm or 1pm-4pm, I “good morning” everyone I damn see.  The current time is 12:48pm, PST.  Fuck off, I work long nights.  Speaking of, guess who’s got a baby, [...]

Hey Gasmii! Last week was just awful, wasn’t it? If you follow this show, you just always know that when the designers have to make something for a real person, it isn’t going to be so great, but OH, THE HUMANITY! I mean… I’m not even going to bother briefly reviewing what happened, because I [...]

Return of the Jedi

Being pretty and successful does not preclude you from being a hot mess.

This JUST happened.

Bethenny learns that other people than her mom make up shit about her.

I shudder through yet another insect-filled recap.

Get it??!

This week I finally decide to make my spell check learn all their dumb names.

This week on “Undercover Boss,” the boss of a family of amusement parks goes undercover to figure out ways to make them better. As if that were possible. The episode did not conclude with him realizing that offering me lifetime free passes and travel to all of his parks would drastically improve the state of [...]

Previously on The Great American Road Trip, the Cooties were overthrown!! This calls for a celebration!!! People are already celebrating on Route 66 and burning effigies of Mama Cooties. The brutal leader has been dethroned! Take out the champagne and your guns!! We’re gonna party like it’s 1999!! We finally saw the Cooties lose their [...]