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Well, she’s got her Cleopatra drag together.   This week’s WHAT UP WITH…?  is a success story – in the making.  There is nothing the American public loves more than a comeback…especially an American Idol comeback. (I just made that up, but it sounds good, right?) WHAT UP WITH…FANTASIA?   This year’s American Idol has [...]

Two contestants from the top 11 are sent packing.

A Rock Biter… A Rock Biter!

Is she promoting her new album or opening up???

Maniac Monday Links

Whipping out People on a lovely day.

Will Green MIle achieve his yearlong Top 3 dream?

Hey Gasmii, I don’t want to spoil it for anyone, so let’s jump in…

This week on Fantasia For Real: Something exciting kind of actually happens! We finally meet the waste of DNA that is responsible for siring the Barrino clan! And for giving Fanny the ammunition to write this obvious best seller: Except for when you’re plucked from obscurity, given a record deal and fame and fortune, even [...]

This week on Fantasia For Real: Fanny is attacked by raccoons! The Weenster acts like a baffoon! And Zion gets trapped in a balloon! (Not really, but it rhymed.) Sorry, dude, even implicating your kid in a nationally televised hoax is NOT enough to help you get a hit album.

This week on Fantasia For Real: Fanny and Ricco work on their own albums, while Teeny continues to be a blood sucking little twerp, and Fanny decides she wants to work toward her GED and get edumacated: High School Diploma: Because even Auto-Tune has limits.

This week on Fantasia For Real: To actually add some much needed entertainment to this, the lamest of all reality shows, Fantasia is asked to read something out loud. That’s just mean, y’all!!!

This week on Fantasia: For Real: The Hoodfather…Fanny, the Michael Corleone of the Hoodrat Family, deals with Rocco, her Sonny wanting to break out on his own; and also tries to bring Weenie back, aka, allow Fredo to come home from Vegas. I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse….

This week on Fantasia For Real: Fanny decides to get “tough” and not only bully her label into releasing her album, but finally grows a pair and kicks Teeny Weenie out. Damn, I broke one of my Lee Press-On’s smacking the shiz out of that fool.

This week on Fantasia For Real: we see what the world would be like if Lil Wayne was paid only in bong hits and food stamps, if Madea was really a woman, and what Fantasia’s life was like when she was really a star…. I was famous, I swear!!!!