POSTS TAGGED: fashion

Hola Gasmii! It was a working weekend for us so we’re a little tardy to the party (don’t sue us, Kandi). But we’re ready to rock this recap…or a least roll it a little. While we do like the pace of this season’s shows, it doesn’t leave a lot of room for mocking. We start [...]

Hola our beautiful, beautiful Gasmi!! Have you missed us?  We have missed you so. We have been boring each other with random snarkiness and look forward to having an audience for a change. Of course, we are assuming that other people are actually watching a show where Jessica Simpson and Nicole Bitchie are still relevant. Oh and [...]

Is it over? Greetings, good Gasmii people of the world! We are here with news… The world will not end today, it ended Wednesday night…Start-ups in the SV has ended, let us all rejoice. Please understand that we LOVE reality TV. We LOVE Bravo TV. So, of course, we were very excited to recap a [...]

Jane is flying the friendly skies this week so I am flying solo for this Mini- the recap will be posted Friday morning. We apologize for the delay. With the devastating tragedy in Connecticut it was really hard to give a flying shit about these self-absorbed, ridiculous people.  I was quickly reminded, however,  that snark is the spice of [...]

  We feel ya Herms   Hola Gasmii! Welcome to another week in the SV. Where life is fabulous if you’ve got money, or apparently even if you don’t. We start again, shocking, with Snots waking up and stretching. Christ. ENOUGH. We get it “new day, new show.” Snots is still upset that Herms strapped on [...]

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the gasm family, FatCamp!!  Wthout Seal, Heidi resorts to some voodoo shit to complete her child army   Hey Gasmii!  I have the pleasure of stepping in for the lovely MrsMiaWallace this week, as she is off in Puerto Rico getting cornrows and hopping from hot tub to hot [...]

Sometimes a Kiss-Off can be so sweet Hola Gasmii!!! We are back for another exciting rendition of Emerging Eastern Block Darlings! Er, Project Runway! No one from Russia was actually harmed in this hearting Last week we lost the very outspoken and surprisingly uneven, Skunk. Just like his hair foretold, there were two sides to [...]

Welcome to the new season of Project Runway!!! It’s hard to believe it has already been 10 seasons and 10 years of questionable fashion and breakdowns and meltdowns. It feels like only yesterday I was wondering, “Where’s Andre?” This is the correct answer I am proud to follow in Flipit’s hilarious footsteps and I hope [...]

Welcome to  a very backward episode of “Hell’s Kitchen.” We start with an elimination and end right before dinner service starts. I guess they can’t eliminate two people each week. That would make this a really short season. What this episode lacked in actual cooking, it made up for in raw drama. We see Kimmie [...]

The fashionsita

Retired.

Where Did All The Pretty Movie Stars Go?

Time for the Grammys!  I had an awesome nap during the show, but managed to stay awake for who & wear… The hair? Oh, my boyfriend and I were just playing around and he stuck my finger in an electric socket.  Relationship’s going great, thanks for asking! Fell over the edge of glory and currently in [...]

Who and wear!

Phaedra shields the universe from evil, Kim has a baby.

Ringer, The Twin Slayer!

Fashion is back on Bravo

Daddy issues are the new black.

Rachel Zoe takes time out from not eating and stops by.

Against his better judgment, Francesco Carrozzini returns.

A look at Oscar fashions with Chooch

Sorry, LC.

Fashions from last night’s show

It’s an upset!

Gay weddings!

Crossover!

Time capsule

Oh, here go hell come.

It’s the new (and improved?) Fashion Show!

Milan and London, same Fashion Week format, more ugly.

Rachel preps for Milan and NY fashion weeks

Even less happens than last week…

The City ends its second season.

The Daytime Emmy Awards just aren’t what they used to be. The ratings were up from last year’s poor 2.6 million viewers on the CW but they only averaged around 5.5 million people tuning in for the night. These are terrible numbers for a CBS show. The biggest diappointment is that no big stars bother [...]

A Elle of an episode.

Fashions at the Tony awards.

A rundown of Country Music Awards fashions.

Olivia fails. Multiple times. And it’s awesome.

Fashion choices at MTV’s Movie Awards.

Olivia stands upright and wears pretty things.