POSTS TAGGED: fights

Finally we come to the last part of War & No Damn Peace. Also known as Part 3 of the BGC Reunion. I am not going to lie. I have skank fatigue. We have already seen 2 weeks of sneak attacks, blithering idiots and lots of weave snatchin’. Let’s put this bitch to bed. We [...]

As we all know we left off last week with Bluto finally tapping Chuck’s tater the way she should have done much sooner. For some reason, Tanisha doesn’t understand this and seems to take Chuck’s side. I’m thinking Tanisha didn’t watch the damn season or she would know that the best time to put Chuck [...]

Season 10 Reunion is upon us already! Did this season fly by for you like it did me? Man there is so much to cover in this one sad reunion that I’m not sure we ……..what? 3 reunions? Seriously?  As I was saying we have a three part reunion to hash out all our grievances. [...]

***Please welcome our newest recapper to the family, DISCO!!! Hellllooo Gasmii! I couldn’t be happier to be joining the TVGasm family as a recapper! I’ve been a long-time reader and I can’t wait to dig in and lend my brand of snark to Hells Kitchen! First, a quick re-cap of last week’s episode, “14 Chefs [...]

This is it folks. The end of the line. For Season 10. Unless you count next weeks OMG Episode and the 3 freakin’ reunion shows. Now I have to admit that a lot of shit went down this season. However I still do NOT see the need for a 3 part reunion. Last season we [...]

The morning starts with these twits staring out the window at a lizard. If you find that odd, Rocky is outside up a tree. And asking for a beer from Bluto. Bluto starts to climb the tree, Rocky burps and throws her empty beer can on the ground and Bluto hilariously falls out of the [...]

This week starts off with Stephanie,Paula and Jenn heading out to Loco’s to eat and discuss why no one is getting along and the rest of the girls stay home and do the exact same thing. Ya know why ya don’t get along? Cause you are all crazy bitches. The end. Oh and by the [...]

Time to rejoin the nut nuts again. Let’s see what’s up! We find the bitches still talking/screaming about Shannon putting Rocky in bed with Creepo Jerry. Charlie is pissed, Paula is pissed and Rocky is so pissed she’s crying. All Shannon can say is she put her in bed with him so she could be [...]

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Hello Gasmites! This week we start off where we left off last week. With Janae’s drunk ass getting her ass beat. The last thing we saw, Nikki and Valentina had Janae by the hair on the floor. Valentina just keeps whopping the shit out of Janeae’s head as Janae keeps yelling no no no no. [...]

Hello Gasmii, The BGC’s in the ATL!!!! Woo hooo!!!!! Ok now that I have that out of the way, welcome to Season 10 of the Bad Girls Club!! As usual we start off sometime in the future with a few girls oiling themselves up, taking off shoes and removing earrings. I smell a fight. Damn, [...]

Well finally! It’s time for the last installment of the Reunion From Hell. When we left off last week, Erika the Beast was straddling J-Bloat on the couch and telling her to stand up. Kinda hard to do with a beast cooter in your face. OMG I hope she had that nasty thing covered. When [...]

Here we is again! Part 2 of a long winded chat about some bitches you will most likely never see again. Let’s rejoin last week’s festivities……..  I believe we left off with Blondie and Andrea yelling crap at each other. Andrea starts pulling her hair up like she’s about to fight and Blondie starts laughing [...]

Well gasmii, it’s that time of season again. Time to say goodbye to our beloved BGC. At least until next week when they show the first of 3 reunions. Right now I am fully recovered but I have a feeling this episode is gonna bore me to tears. Let’s go see! We start off the [...]

Hello my loves. Last week I was an angry bitch. This week not only am I angry, but I have whatever creeping crud my husband had last week. Only I’m not whining like a bitch. Well I am but not quite at the level I expect to get to. Sooooooooooooooo…we join the bitches this week [...]

Hello my lovies! We start off this week with Fallen,J-Bloat and Mobama sitting around a table looking like hell. The end. Just kidding, Fallen suddenly jumps up from the table and flips over a chair and yells, I hate people.” Mobama looks at J-Bloat and asks why all the drama. J-Bloat explains to her that [...]

This week begins with J-Bloat telling us she is sleeping peacefully when she is “awoken” by the beautiful sound that she loves. That would be Christina and Rima fighting. J-Bloat tells us she didn’t have time to make popcorn but she runs outside to watch the fight she created. Awww, look they’re hugging. Andrea half [...]

Ok so it’s week 2 and I haven’t quite got these bitches names down so stick with me here. As we left off last week, Char2.0 and Rima were fighting because Char2.0 said Rima was a dirty non bath taking bitch. The fight continues and no security steps in AT ALL and it only ends [...]

Welcome to BGC Season 9. As this next picture explains, we are here………. Please don’t tell me vampires are gonna be on the show. Cut to a girl on the phone who’s clearly disgusted with everyone. Her Mom’s advice is to be mature and don’t do anything stupid. In comes the other girls. The weave [...]

A moment of silence for the weave please.

No one will miss you.

Satan would be ashamed.

The Twins are at it again. Nothing.

Go back to the bridge you crawled out from under.

Hell hath no fury, like a bunch of drunken skanks.

Forget feeding poor people, these bitches need weaves!

Well folks I guess LA got sick of the BGC because now they have been banished to Las Vegas! I’m sure Las Vegas is proud to have them. Lets meet these bitches. First up is Gabi from Methuen, Massachusetts. While she’s packing all you hear is her Dad downstairs screaming for her to get ready. [...]

Let The Bad Begin

Gym, tan, stop trying new phrases.

A new bitch and old psychosis.

Hold on to your weaves!

Gator nuggets is good eatin’.

These bitches would scare Katrina.

Karma’s A Fun Bitch

I’m not sure even voodoo is a match for BGC.

A new Challenge is upon us!

Which little piggie will go home?

DVR’s were invented by Satan.

Someone’s goose is cooked.

Serious haters and sore ass taters.