POSTS TAGGED: finale

Shear Genius

Heer we aaaa! I can’t believe that 10 weeks (and most of the summer) has flown by so damn fast! It seems like only yesterday we were being bullshitted by Motion Lotion Oshun, annoyed by Parker Poser the Prick, gay-baited by Straight Guy Matthew, entertained by Drag Queen Meredith, saddened by Emo Gail, prozac’ed by [...]


The Mole

Well, friends, we made it. I can’t believe it myself. I’m still in shock that The Mole was actually revived in the first place. It was like Christmas, but in the summer, and instead of annoying songs and creepy Santas, we got anthropomorphic citrus and the irrepressible SmugJon.


So You Think You Can Dance

Ladies and Gentlemen – we’ve made it! Tonight we find out who America’s Favorite Dancer is – Twitch, Katee, Joshua or Courtney?! Only one of them was right when they thought they could dance – because tonight they’ll find out that they, indeed, can dance when they win So You Think You Can Dance!! (Get [...]


Real World

So dolls, this is it. The last episode of the Real World Holllywood. Wow, time sure flies when they half the season, doesn’t it? This week, there’s a mad dash to get the careers going, there’s a beat down at a club, Meathead returns and then we say goodbye. Grab your designer shades, and let’s [...]


The Bachelorette

“Oh the boys must be SO happy to see me again!” Hey beloved readers, I know I promised to recap the The Bachelorette Men Tell Nothing, so I’m presenting this just before I dive into the THREE HOUR finale recap. Hope you enjoy and that it will hold you over until we can jointly shred [...]


Step it Up and Dance

And then we came to the end. And I’ll be honest with you. I’ve been recapping this show all along and watch the show at least twice each week in doing so, and found this finale to be a big ball of What The Fuck? Really, what happened? We had a pointless tribute to Sex [...]


Paradise Hotel

Drunkenness reaches critical mass, exploding the entire group. Our time at Paradise Hotel has come to an end and we sure do go out with a whimper. The Ultimate Prize is revealed at the halfway point and then the second half is alot of hemming and hawing over how to divvy it up? Say it [...]


American Idol

Hey! T.Vo and Flipit here with a live blog of the finale! HOLLAAAAA!!! And now! For the last time this season! THIS! Is American Idol! Spoiler alert! Donna Summer wins!


Beauty and the Geek

Season finales blow; saying goodbye to the people you’ve secretly held an emotional attachment to is really sad for about five minutes, and this is especially true in reality TV, where that slump could last for TEN minutes. Following the swan song to this season’s Bitches and Dorks, it’s going to be hard to imagine [...]


Celebrity Apprentice

Congratulations, friends. You’ve made it to the end. No doubt you are now sallow, emaciated shells of your former selves, but such is the price one must pay if one is to sit through the entire season of Celebrity Apprentice. I myself am subsisting solely on a diet of beet juice and crushed almonds, and [...]


The Challenge

This week, on the Finale of The Gauntlet 3, Easy almost dies, and part of me wishes Evleyn would. Sound like fun? Then join me after the jump… I won’t tell you who wins


Project Runway

HOLLA!!!! I spent the finale night of Project Runway with a recorder and my fellow recapper and friend, Internet Sensation. We wanted to watch the show along with you, so we just talk over it like we do in real life. Come and take a ride! OMG you guys! Jay won again!