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Greetings, Gasmii!  We’ve made it to the finale/reunion show unscathed (barely).  The payoff has been worth the wait … please tell me you watched this trainwreck.  For those of you who missed it, the finale was a vision of stilted hilariousness we may never see again on television (since the producers-in-training who birthed this partially-live puppy of a [...]

First of all, Nia is a trash bag full of crab-ridden cunts.  She gets worse every episode.  Jessica gets butt hurt because Averey and Butta begin to realize what we have known for a while, Jessica sucks rocks.  The gang rides dirt bikes.  Nia gets fired.  Averey and Jessica get into it, and Nia eggs [...]

Hola, Gasmii.  I hope all of you who did this one or more times (or adopted or welcomed children some other way) had a happy Sunday.  And FYI, I found a LOT of pictures more graphic than the one above showing labor and birth, so you’re welcome for not posting those.  Let’s get started on [...]

I’m baaaaaaaack!  Another big thanks to smango for taking over last week.  I was dealing with two deaths, one human and one K-9, but things are much better now.  I wish I could say the same for the roommates.  Everyone is dealing with the fallout from the Nia/Jordan blow up.  Nia plays the victim card. [...]

…total bitch.

Hola, Gasmii!  Last week on this show, the last stupid person was kicked off. Looks like the kid is fine now, except that his dad is still Gary Busey. The remaining contestants take stock and realize they each have a win under their belts this season and may have to finally bring their A games [...]

Hola, Gasmii.  Sorry I didn’t ‘cap last week.  I was too busy moving to a suburb of this mega-city: Big City of Dreams from a suburb of this mega-city: Big City of (Kim Jong-Un’s) Nightmares A 13-hour time change coupled with a 14-hour flight completely did me in (but yay for being home in ‘Merica!).  So I missed [...]

I am pretty sure “Millimeter Peter and the Baby Man” would be an awesome band name.  Someone get on that.  So, as it turns out, Nia really was just trying to fuck with Jordan’s head.  He figured it out pretty quickly.  Personally, I think she is attempting to show dominance over the male roommates, but [...]

Whoa.  Whoa.  Whoa.  What the fuck just happened?  Does Nia have multiple personalities?  Do I have multiple personalities?  I went from Nia dislike, to like, to gagging in the span of an hour.  I am not even sure what else to say, so let’s just get to the episode before I decide to say something [...]

Greetings, Gasmii.  The world is a sad, crazy, dangerous place.  I’m glad we have some reality tv to take our minds off of things, at least temporarily. I think we all agreed in the comment thread last week that The Incredibly Shrinking Team Powerless DEFINITELY would have won the task if they had spelled Melania [...]

Howdy guys and dolls! Something about this episode was off to me. Some interesting things occurred, but the way everything was edited together left something to be desired. Or maybe the situations were exciting and the roommates reacted like slugs? Who knows. Anyway, Averey proved she was a slut on the street AND a freak [...]

Yay for one-hour episodes — all of the flavor, none of filler.  Is it weird that we didn’t see Lisa personally hand over the $400,000+ check to St. Jude’s reps this ep? Meanwhile, in the Hurt Feelings Trump Suite, no one is whining about themselves while waiting to see which Team Power members return from [...]

Hello, my Real World loving friends! I don’t know about y’all, but I thought this week was definitely more entertaining that last week. Johnny and Averey did sexy times because she was impressed they slept in the same bed and he didn’t try to get his hump on. Jordan fought with Buttaface. Then, Jordan fought [...]

Hola, Gasmii!  Thanks so much for all of your comments every week!  I love reading them. This episode was only an hour, strangely.  I don’t live in the U.S. right now, so I didn’t watch this live and can only assume that the network halved The Celebrity Apprentice on Sunday because he needed to talk [...]

Let the games begin! I am still processing this episode.  It was definitely one of the soap-iest episodes of the show (a Masquerade Ball – yes please!), but it also one of its strangest episodes.  Did anyone find the whole thing very dark?  Fitting perhaps for the Halloween-themed episode and definitely appropriate for the Masquerade [...]

Is it too soon to wish Anastasia would ride her bike off the bridge? Oh, Portland.  I know you want to keep things “weird,” not “dirty,” but MTV is here to crush your dreams.  After a lengthy hiatus, The Real World is back for its 28th season.  I am plockness monster, and I am here [...]

“Torture” from the Jackson’s album VICTORY  On my Dream Board, I have the basics. 1) A house in the Hills (hidden from traffic, but still with an amazing view). 2) A job (in addition to TVGasm of course) that pays me the BIG bucks. 3) The true love (or true-ish). 4) The car (ok, anything [...]

Last time, on The Celebrity Apprentice, LaToya Jackson made one of the two dumbest decisions of her life when she didn’t bring Omarosa back to the boardroom. Buying this nose was the other dumbest decision. In case anyone couldn’t figure this out, Gary’s feelings are hurt about being thrown under the bus AGAIN for being, [...]

RED SHAAAAAAAAAARPIE! This was quite a gratifying episode.  There were so many wonderful aspects of tonight’s episode!   The pen!  - The foster mother takedown! – Jack continuing to be a (somewhat subdued) badass! -  The Mason Treadwell of it all!  Didn’t I just bring him up last week? Was a great show – what [...]

dcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F84062747″> Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) were all back together this week on Watch What Crappens, and just in time for Faye Resnick’s latest irritating turn on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”  The guys break it all down as well as every other detail of the episode (including a [...]

Greetings, Gasmii!  Thank you for all of your comments.  You’ve all given me a lot to think about, and I certainly need to visit Universal Studios Orlando now after reading about all the rides.  What I’m reading in the comments makes me realize that ALL of these celebrities have some positive trait that explains how [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Flaming Gaysian Muppet reappeared for a Bad Wig-Off with Ken,… Let’s just call this one a tie and mourn the idea of growing bald gracefully, shall we ladies? …Adrienne almost ran over Paul in her escape from the flames of a fire she feared would catch [...]

For more episodes, just keep it playing! Just another day of bulls**t: No one knows what the hell is wrong with Lil Wayne, Ryan Seacrest and Juliana Hough break up, and Sanjaya Malakar gets a non job. Also, Snooki hits the red carpet and Kathie Lee tells us way too much about her own red [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: Justin Bieber’s hamster’s dead! I suspect audio induced suicide. Also, Lance Armstrong comes back to LA, Rodman heads to Rome, and Gwyneth abuses her kids with lack of fun.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs, [...]

Not the real trailer – but you guys know Ms.VanCamp is the new female lead in Captain America 2, right?  We knew her when… Much has been made of how REVENGE has gone off the rails this season – has lost the thread, forgotten the purpose, abandoned the raison d’etre, for cryin’ out loud! And [...]

Hi, all!  Welcome back to reality show purgatory.  Since Episode 1, I have found out why Latoya Jackson is doing this show (thanks, tvgasm on Facebook, or I would not have known).  I also have to give mad props to the stonily beautiful Ivanka, who was wise enough to take a page out of her mom’s [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: Are you guys ready for an Oprah sex scene? Yeah, me neither. At least there’s a Kim Kardashian story to brighten the day!! Also, Stephen Baldwin skipped out on a tax bill, Demi Moore wants allowance, and a Mob Wives stars sells her boobs.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Mike looks like he is about to take a dump on stage.  Just sayin’. So, after a week break, we are back for the second half of the Shahs reunion. My sincerest thank you goes out to the producers for giving my brain time to absorb and rest. This episode is basically one giant nod [...]

Welcome to Season 13 of The Apprentice!  This is the “All Star” season of Celebrity Apprentice, and the only redeeming quality of this show is that the contestants raise significant money for charity.   I have to apologize up front because I have never watched this show, so I expect a barrage of corrections and [...]

Rayna is doing a round of PR for her tour.  She’s reeling from Teddy’s announcement but pulls it together like a champ.  Frankly, I don’t think she’s all that upset.  I think the shock is more because he asked her first.  And she’s realizing one chapter of her life is ending.  But I don’t think [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: Jessica Simpson is getting hints about what’s inside her, Kendra Wilkinson and Kate Gosselin get testy on Wife Swap, and Joan Rivers makes rude unforgivable jokes about Adele. Plus, Bobby Brown’s in jail and Ricky Schroeder’s a douche.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to [...]

On this very special Double Feature ReDub of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards falls off the wagon after lecturing Taylor Armstrong about dryness and the ladies head to Paris to embarrass the country some more. Then it’s a Lisa Vanderpump/Kyle Richards passive aggressive showdown!  I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! [...]

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) spend some time gossiping about Lisa Vanderpump on Dancing with the Stars and some private emails we’ve been receiving about Vanderpump Rules cast tragedies. Then it’s off to Paris with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and back to [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: On a very special episode full of bulls**t: The Oscars!!! Anne Hathaway’s boobies teased us, Daniel Day Lewis forgot to thank someone, and a little girl was called the C Word. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my Real Housewives of Beverly Hills [...]

Hey Gasmi.  How many of you out there think that Nashville is now going to add a Mindy McCready –based character, now that she is (sadly) back in the news.  At least for one or two cycles.  Until some other celebrity fucks up.  If anyone out there is wondering why we even care about this, [...]

I bet Elton loves this show.  And what is up with that hat? OK, you guys – we have a LOT to talk about. Firstly, let me just put it out there, the past two weeks have pretty much changed up the whole REVENGE game, amirite? I try to stay out of the “BIZ” blogs, [...]

Man, I love when Ad does the opening of the show. Previously, on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, mmmmmmmmmm,…. Paul stood up for his Frankenstein before finding out that she would be accusing him of child abuse and leaving him for a child drug addict. Poor guy. The editors tried to warn him that [...]

They all have the same middle name.  It’s “dysfuntional.” Wow. To say this reunion (part I) was interesting is an understatement. I wonder how much time has elapsed since the season finale? Reza and MJ are fighting like two wet cats in a bag. Mike, strangely, continues to be the voice of reason. GG is [...]

Otherwise known as, “Our last ditch effort to become relevant.” Howdy Gasm guys and gal!  Plockness monster here and I am ready to pitch in and contribute my part in recapping this train wreck known as American Idol.  Sorry y’all, but I haven’t watched a full season since the first AI disaster, so bare with [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: Nasty ass Ke$ha is telling some nasty ass story about drinking her own pee, Beyonce talked to Blue as she came out of her pillow womb, and Don Johnson is apparently still walking the Earth, God bless his heart. Also, Deena from Jersey Shore got mad when a lookalike flashed [...]