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Tonight, on the last night of the best season of Big Brother in a loooong time, Renny wins a new wig!

This week on Project Runway, Carmen still has trouble making friends, Kenley gets her model a boob job, and Keith gets another chance to charm our pants off. Anyone?

Tonight on Big Brother, Memphis shows sick tendencies, Dan poses a lot, and Jessie sweats off even more weight.

This week on Project Runway, Kenley cries because she’s sick of working for K Mart. Seriously. Let’s go!! Blue Light. WAAAHHHHHHH

Tonight on Big Brother, I thought I missed the double elimination because of the stupid election coverage running late and got really really mad and ate half a pizza and then BB came on after all and I felt really guilty and vowed to start dieting again tomorrow. Thankfully, I wasn’t wearing my cross when [...]

This week on Project Runway, I’m older and more spiritual. So suck it. Sebelia cheated. Now on with the judging!

This week on Big Brother, Dan takes his “suck hard” strategy to an entirely new sucktacular high. I can’t hear you. Suck louder.

This week on Project Runway, big girls cry. Well, one does. Zebra print hurts us all, Pleath.

This week on Project Runway, there are actually projects that don’t suck on the runway. Will the rest of the season be teamwork challenges? You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it not act like an asshole.

On this glorious Sunday’s Big Brother, there’s a lot of yelling and screaming and really, really poor English. GlamourShot

Tonight on Big Brother, a giant sparkly pink bird hatches a fifty something year old hairdresser named Renny. Thanks giant sparkly pink bird! Suck it, Chita Rivera!

This week, Project Runway has the opportunity to show these Chinese Olympic security guards smashed up boobies and blows it! BOOOOOOO!!! I see knees! LET ME THROUGH!

Last night on Big Brother, Jesus was marinated in the germs that cause bad breath. Get me some nails.

This week on Project Runway, Jennifer kicks Audrey Hepburn in the nuts. She deserved it!

This week on Project Runway, I accidentally freeze framed on Heidi welcoming us to the show and realized that she is a demon from Hell and is trying to make us all worship Satan. Fat people Hell.

This week on Living Lohan, Dina finds more opportunities to dance while Slo’s locked in a big wooden room in the basement of the Palms. And then it started to rain frogs.

Welcome back to another season of Project Runway! The last season ended about a week ago, but who’s gonna complain about too much gayness in the world? Not I. This look doesn’t leave Tim’s face the entire episode.

Tonight on Big Brother, we find out everything we ever wanted to know about King Soloman and tar and feathering old people. Thanks, Grodner! And you thought I was slipping.

This week on Living Lohan, Mike kills the dogs, Nina becomes a Stepford Wife with no opinions of her own, and Nanahan tells Dina to kiss her grits. Don’t bite the Nanahan that feeds you, biatch!

This week on Living Lohan, cute dog tricks and sage advice from Nanahan: Your daughter just raped you.

Just when you thought TV went to sleep until Fall, a smart, sassy tough talking role model for the common woman everywhere comes along to save the day. Yes, I’m talking about Kyra Sedgewick in The Closer. But Living Lohan is on too. Welcome! Dang, Ali. You’re aging really quickly.

Tonight we get three times the magic! Three times the excitement! Three times the thrills! As any mathematician can tell you, three times zero is zero. Call PETA and arrange a truck to the glue factory, cuz this horse is just about beaten dead. THIS. Is American Idol! Tell us a story, Paw!

There are times on American Idol where you’re left saying “Well, that was quite a shocker”, and there are times that you’re throwing Little Caesars at the TV and screaming “ROOBBBBBBBBBEEED!” Guess what kinda night this was for me?

Previously on Big Brother, Sheila was forced into actually playing the game. Go, Cougar!

Tonight, on Big Brother… Is Chelsia pregnant with a giant moley mohawked baby, or is champagne a bloater?

Ow! My back!

Well, gasmii, this week of Big Brother was an emotional roller coaster. I gained and lost seven pounds, scared the employees of Little Caesar’s, and left voicemails for my mom at four am just because. To properly express how I felt, I put together a clip for ya. Enjoy. Or not. I just had to [...]

This week on American Idol, Paula and I were on the exact same page. I woke up for this?

Previously on Big Brother, the HGs rallied against the demise of disco. Ow! My eye!

Tink descends from the sky into the now massive studio and gives us a wink. Tonight, there will be a new set! New lights! Platforms and lifts and globes and screens and mosh pits!!! One question. Would it have killed you to add a pitch pipe into your budget? Welcome to the finals! This! Is [...]

HOLLA!!!! I spent the finale night of Project Runway with a recorder and my fellow recapper and friend, Internet Sensation. We wanted to watch the show along with you, so we just talk over it like we do in real life. Come and take a ride! OMG you guys! Jay won again!

HOLLA!! Schoonie, FozzieBare and I got together last night and recorded our first ever Podcast! Please be gentle and remember we are just making this all up as we go along. And if you are listening at work, you might wanna use headphones. LOVE!

I have never, ever, ever met someone I believed in as little as you.