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Happy Finale Season, Gasmii!  I hope you all get what you want in terms of character arcs and plot resolutions in your t.v. stockings this year.  I can’t decide if I’m ready to hibernate until Season 6 arrives, or if I need this nine-month break to renew my suspension of disbelief that this show requires.  [...]

My parody ReDub of the BevHills previews for next week is below.  I’m writing full recaps of RHOBH this season! Find the recaps here and check out my gossip segment BS of the Day and my video recaps of Project Runway All Stars! 

I write full recaps for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, record spoof ReDubs of them, and devote an hour a week to bitching about them with friends on the Watch What Crappens Podcast. Now? I’m doing a tweetgasm devoted to them. My point is, I’m a sad person with waaaay too much time on [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ad is threatening to sue people for not liking her, Kim still has a monster under the bed, and Ken almost silently fahts himself to death.  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also writing full recaps of each [...]

Midseason finale! Oh Television, you and your tricky wordplay! Methinks you don’t quite understand the meaning of the word “finale”, although I will take a “midseason finale” over a “two part finale” any day.  Without the true definition of words, nothing separates us from the animals.   So…Revelations! Not sure how revelatory the episode was [...]

  Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kate Middleton is preggers!! Also, Kate Middleton is pregnant, Kate Middleton is with child, and someone knocked up Kate Middleton. You heard it here the first fifty times. Plus: Lindsay Lohan is still drunk, Chris Brown is still swearing he’s not beating Rihanna, and Kim Kardashian is still an [...]

Welcome back to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! We open where we left off; Adrienne just used her Selma and Patty Simpson voice to call attention to Kim Twitch Richard’s crying and then Brandi told her to STFU. AT THE DINNER TABLE!!! Kyle’s mortified! Mortified I tell you!! Or she’s trying to keep the [...]

Doesn’t it feel like this show has been yapping at our heels like an irritating dog for months?  Ugh, if I have to see Lohan’s bloated face smirking at me one more time, I may have to get mean. When I first started thinking about how to approach this recap, I thought a lot about [...]

Hola, Gasmii!  I sincerely hope your Thanksgiving/Black Friday/two more days of leftovers were fantastic!  My weekend looked like this: Jealous?  Maybe I should stop pushing ‘em out, eh? Jax is having some “virtual” quality time with his progeny, too, writing letters to T&A in his Deep Thoughts Diary again, with his golf pencil.  Ever heard [...]

This week, Project Runway All Stars goes sexless, Joshua imitates Mommy Dearest in The Nanny’s wardrobe, and no one cries. DAMMIT! Prefer your recaps in written form? MrsMiaWallace is doing a bang up job this season! Check out her recaps in the Project Runway section! For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kim Kardashian has to go to the Middle East to apologize for idiotic tweets, Randy Travis just says no, & Demi Moore is still mourning the loss of her youth(ful sex toy). Plus: Kelsey Grammer is a stellar parent, Rhea and Danny are flirting, and whoever invented Lucky Slots on [...]

  What’s the expression? Monsters aren’t born, they’re made. Well, according to Lineage, they are most definitely made: Marion made Victoria, Conrad made Daniel, Nolan made Marco, Emily made Ashley. Wait, what? That last bit has yet to be revealed, but it seems to be in the realm of possibility at this point! Flashback to [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Camille Grammer is too damn rich to complain, Amanda Bynes is too damn stupid to live, and Jessica Simpson is too damn hungry to understand how Weight Watchers works.  New epis every Tues and Thurs! For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. If you like, please [...]

You’re the fairest!  You’re the fairest!!!! FLASHBACK!  Well for the second year running, Revenge has blessed us with an episode featuring our characters once upon a time.  Several important plot points were revealed and several character backstories were made clearer.  Such as: 1) Victoria wasn’t born bad, she learned to be bad. 2) Aiden wasn’t [...]

HAPPY TURKEY HOMICIDE DAY! MMMMMMMMMM…..  Kill the white one. I apologize for the all-caps.  I am not yelling at you, Gasmii, but I might be a little inebriated right now.  Maybe I’ll be funnier in this recap while I’m drinking.  Let’s find out! It’s morning at Casa Teller, and Jax walks into Thomas’s room to [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kendra Wilkinson gets a little judgy (not saying she’s wrong), Kim Kardashian talks about the Israel/Palestine conflict, and Mitt Romney goes on a date. Plus, the Jersey Shore wants more attention and the Elmo sex scandal lives!  For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda’s shitty grasp on English/melty model mind led her to tell everyone that Brandi claimed to ride every half staffed peen in the BH, … I know dees ees lie. Che has no ride my peen. …Kathy Hilton opened up the Paris Second Hand Scabies Ridden Prom [...]

Tonight on Project Runway All Stars, the inspiration comes from real everyday Americans. Which means there’s a lot of depression, Nazi jokes and hiding under tables. For more vlogcaps, redubs and gossip videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be sure to check out our archive of TV ReDubs. Would you [...]

Greetings, Gasmii!  Are you ready for Thanksgiving?  More importantly, are you ready for the “early Black Friday” store openings at 8 pm on Thanksgiving Day?  I’m betting at least one person will get trampled in the continental U.S. this year.  Turkey makes you slow … all that tryptophan. Maybe you should eat ham next Thursday. [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Today we look into the Diane Sawyer meltdown, wonder if Channing Tatum is the sexiest man alive, and mourn over Brooke Shields’ brain. Plus, Robert Pattinson bitches about work, Lindsay Lohan is in love, and Courtney Stodden makes her mom proud.  For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Failor gets drunk, David Foster gets pissed, and a friendship is wasted (and so is Failor).  Find my full written recap here. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts and to talk trash with us, [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Justin Bieber was dumped by Selena Gomez, the dude who plays Elmo might have diddled a teenager, and Kim Kardashian ate ice cream (WTF?).  For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be sure to check out our archive of TV ReDubs. 

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle proved that she hasn’t killed the final nerves in her face yet by moving her brows a bit, … … Angels attended Lisa’s party in case Ken finally silent-farted himself to death, … Breathe through your nose and drink fast. He’s about to pass us. …and [...]

This week on Project Runway All Stars, Joshua wears clothes from Merry-Go-Round, the idiot model host talks reeeeally sloooowly, and the gang vandalizes some models with a few cans of spray paint. To check out MrsMiaWallace’s recap of last week while you wait for the current full recap, click here.  For more, subscribe to our [...]

Happy Election Week, Gasmii!  I hope all your dreams came true, and if they didn’t, well, the 22nd Amendment ensures that The Big O is done for real in four more years. You’re welcome, Republicans! For those of you who watched SoA instead of election coverage, let’s do this!  Jax wakes up in Abel’s hospital [...]

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

My favorite Housewives are back, which means it’s time to dust off that mic and get to mocking them endlessly. I’ll be back every week with a new ReDub of the coming attractions clips. Enjoy! This Season On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi’s gonna be slutty, Ken’s gonna fart silently, and Adrienne is [...]

  Brought to you by our favorite Hamptons resident!   “The guest list included the creme de la creme of the Hamptons and New York business society.  The bride looked stunning in a gunmetal grey gown with matching pearls, while the groom was handsome as ever in his tuxedo – until he was carted off [...]

  That cop is all “Again lady?  Really?” Another Grayson event ends terribly. Shocker! The fact that no one died or ended up in the hospital was an improvement on the past “celebrations”, so good job party planner! At this point an arrest is old hat, nothing to really get too excited about – but hopefully [...]

Holla, guys and gals!  I’m not quite in the pisser of a mood I was in earlier in the week (thanks cold meds!) but luckily for y’all, my default setting is angry bitch. We open on Rayna and Deacon rolling around in the sheets engaged in filthy, extramarital shenanigans. My first thought – Is this [...]

It’s been a long, ugly storm week. As you may have noticed, a whole slew of our writers were knocked out by stupid ass Sandy. The weather did give me a chance to step into MrsMiaWallace’s recapping shoes and produce a VlogCap of Project Runway All Stars! Let me know what you think of this. [...]

Happy Halloween!  Dia de Los Muertos!  All Souls Day!  … whatever you’re celebrating this week! Any holiday’s a good day to spend with the Sons … let’s get started. We open with paramedics at the scene of Gemma’s one-car accident.  The Escalade fought the tree and the tree won.  The Whomping Willow strikes again. Gemma’s [...]

Revenge – The Early Years Through the course of the first four episodes of the season, Revenge has introduced us to Kara, Aiden, Padma, Skeevy Kenny, the “initiative”, NolCorp, and now baby Carl (CARL???). There have been a lot of additions to the Revenge universe, perhaps a few too many (the “initiative”!). But this week [...]

I spend a lot of time in my underwear blogging about the dumdums on TV, and frankly after six years I am a bit sunlight deficient. So I figured it might be time to leave the house occasionally and play around in the studio! This is just me making shit up about the BS tabloids [...]

The Queens of England and Bolivia hang out and do what leaders of most lands do. They talk shit about celebrity rags.      New episodes on Mondays. Like and subscribe here: http://www.youtube.com/tvgasmdotcom For our archive of TV Redubs, go here: http://www.youtube.com/fredcankle Find us on facebook and twitter . 

Anyeonghaseyo, Gasmii!  Hope you all are having a good week.  Let’s jump right in: No pensive letter-writing voiceover as the opener tonight, since Jax has too much shit to do this episode.  He and Bobby are out for a night ride.  Meanwhile, at Clay’s, there’s a lot of drinking and haranguing going on. You said [...]

  What the hell was Jewel doing here?  At least it made a good razor commercial! When the show opened with the maid scrubbing out the blood from the foyer, I had to rack my brain trying to remember who had been murdered at the end of last week and how could I have forgotten it [...]

Well dolls, this is it.  This journey has taken us through nearly an entire year – literally, three seasons have changed since we started on this journey.  Can we even call it a RHONJ “Season” anymore?  But we’ve finally reached the end of the road. Welcome to the finale of all the finales…Real Housewives of [...]

Greetings, Gasmii!  Welcome to a very satisfying episode of SoA.  It’s satisfying because, well, a lot of people die.  Alas, one of those people is not the supposedly-back-in-Indiana-Emma-Jean.  I’d feel better knowing EJ was dead and not going to make a reappearance, but no such luck. Here’s hoping! Want to play a drinking game this [...]

Can we somehow find these people a place on the show? So formerly institutionalized Mom has been quietly running the local Motel No-tell all these years while the Graysons have been up to all kinds of mischief a stone’s throw away? Wonder how that worked out. Amnesia? Full on crazy? How amazing would it have been [...]