POSTS TAGGED: flipit

  What the hell was Jewel doing here?  At least it made a good razor commercial! When the show opened with the maid scrubbing out the blood from the foyer, I had to rack my brain trying to remember who had been murdered at the end of last week and how could I have forgotten it [...]

Well dolls, this is it.  This journey has taken us through nearly an entire year – literally, three seasons have changed since we started on this journey.  Can we even call it a RHONJ “Season” anymore?  But we’ve finally reached the end of the road. Welcome to the finale of all the finales…Real Housewives of [...]

Greetings, Gasmii!  Welcome to a very satisfying episode of SoA.  It’s satisfying because, well, a lot of people die.  Alas, one of those people is not the supposedly-back-in-Indiana-Emma-Jean.  I’d feel better knowing EJ was dead and not going to make a reappearance, but no such luck. Here’s hoping! Want to play a drinking game this [...]

Can we somehow find these people a place on the show? So formerly institutionalized Mom has been quietly running the local Motel No-tell all these years while the Graysons have been up to all kinds of mischief a stone’s throw away? Wonder how that worked out. Amnesia? Full on crazy? How amazing would it have been [...]

Hey, Nolan spent $11.99 for that! Summer in the Hamptons is no vacation. Who do these people go to margaritas with after a day of tanning on the beach? Or see the latest Channing Tatum movie with? Or even grab a mani/pedi with? Who can you trust? So far this season, no one has been [...]

No really, this is the last one.

Hello, Gasmii!  Hope you’re all having a great week!   Let’s get our motors running: Jax is writing another letter to Abel & Thomas.  Apparently, he HATES a lot of people, and it’s keeping him up at night.  He’s riding around on his motorcycle when he should be sleeping next to the woman who used to [...]

Newsflash: Peace has not been declared in Jersey.

Probably shouldn’t put all your eggs in Emily’s basket  The golden rule to live by in the Revenge universe is play or get played.  And our (anti)heroine is definitely a player.  Despite all of the complicated trickery and treachery that went on in “Resurrection”, to me the most shocking was Emily’s lie to Amanda.  She [...]

Heidi’s idea of Avant Garde = Spider Crotch + Bubblegum Wings Hola Gasmii!!! I am back and newly freckle-bespeckled and happy to see my old friends Tim Gunn and Dmitry and most of all sweet TVGasm again! Many thanks to a hilarious recap by Fatcamp!!! I will now stop taking vacations lest my job is [...]

Hola, Gasmii!  Time to catch up with our favorite badasses (and the men they love who ride bikes).  Thanks goes out @andyourlittledogtoo, who explained what a “SHU” is in last week’s comment thread!  Keep those comments coming! We open with Jax and the Sons riding home from their stint at SJCCF, and as they ride [...]

This season on The Real Housewives of New York, Aviva yelled at everyone for not treating her like the gift that she is, LuAnn boned a pirate, and Ramona stayed drunk and cross eyed. Watch more ReDubs on our YouTube channel! Subscribe and share if you like, and leave requests for ReDubs in the comments! [...]

“So when Rayanne Graff told me my hair was holding me back, I had to listen. ‘Cause she wasn’t just talking about my hair. She was talking about my life“ Homeland is back!!! This is my first attempt at covering something dramatic instead of funny and/or ridiculous so I will do my best, but I [...]

   Revenge loves the 80’s. The 80’s night time soap specifically. The glamour, the bombast, the treachery, the deceit. All that we loved about Dynasty, Dallas, Falcon Crest, and Knots Landing can be found in Revenge. And now in season 2, Revenge is taking its cue from another 80’s soap classic – the mini-series Lace [...]

Fashion showdown, part two.

Let me preface this recap by saying this is the kind of episode that makes you want to recover by curling up in bed with a box of powdered sugar “Donettes” (yes, you evil advertising execs, giving sugary doughnuts a petite-sounding name creates the illusion that I am inhaling fewer calories) and sob “I just [...]

Finale time!

You’re sister-in-law used to dance for me…

Hola, Gasmii!  Kurt Sutter decided to celebrate Hispanic Heritage month with some stereotypes.  I better work on my espanol (pretend there’s a tilde over the n, please), because Nero’s throwing around witticisms in la lengua otra like there’s no tomorrow in this ep.  Previously on SoA: Opie’s still pissed. For the love of Pete, can [...]

A winner is announced!

“I can see Dmitry’s heritage from my house!” Hola Gasmii!!! I have been celebrating my 107th birthday for about two weeks at this point so please hang in there if things start to get a little weird… Thanks for all the kind Birthday wishes and I hope you enjoyed a little slice of the Flip [...]

The one we’ve all been waiting for!

Heidi’s Heritage Hola Gasmii! I am back, under protest, after sunning and swimming and inhaling Mai Tais for a week. Good thing Kors’ orange glow can remind me of the spectacular, if less flabby, sunsets I left behind. Thanks for all the birthday wishes!!! And you’re welcome for having Flipit fill in!!! You owe me [...]

Welcome to the surprise eviction episode! Doesn’t look like there will be any shockers in store for us tonight, but I haven’t paid rent for September yet, so for all I know the bot might be asking me insipid questions tonight with her oddly crossed eyes. What causes that? I don’t remember her eyes being [...]

Hi, Gasmii!  I’m so excited to be recapping SoA this season.  If you haven’t seen this show before … well, I don’t think I can catch you up on the last four seasons.  However, this graphic is exemplary of what you can expect from this show: Yes, she hit her in the face with a [...]

The return of Dina!

Here comes trouble!

The fight that THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLD DIGGER COMMENT, THE CHRISTENING & THE SNUB built!

The bloodfeud simmers over!

Rollin’ down the river.

This week’s installment of Real Housewives of New Jersey treated us to possible the most mind-numbingly boring hour of television ever.  Not to be dramatic.  Well, maybe a little dramatic.  The good news is I managed to clean my house, take a shower, catch up on my correspondence and still didn’t miss any of the action.  There might [...]

Well, with the bore snore bus trip of the century taking place on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m feeling cheated.  Will the drama transcend Kathy Wakile’s failed attempts at muffin making in a convection oven? We can only hope that this week’s episode didn’t air so they could edit in some table-flipping blood [...]

Road trip!

The Housewives hit the road.

In this MorninTime fashion report by Quinnifer LeBah, a real life teenager is interviewed about upcoming Fall trends. And Shades of Grey and potato chips. Check out new episodes every Monday, and if you like, share and subscribe!! Fred and Quinnifer are on Facebook! Give topic or guest star requests there! To check out all [...]

Apple Pie here, subbing for Potty Mouth. Hope I can make PM proud! 16 Left, 2 more to go tonight … welcome to So You Think You Can Dance! Damn, Cat, you even make goth look good! Aw, fuck! They let Amelia have her way and gave the group a black and white Chaplin-esque (pre-recorded) [...]

Previously on Big Brother, the gay guy had There’s Something About Mary sperm bangs, a hot hairless Redneck got all violent with pork rinds, and white trash got dipped in cheese. Cheese n’ Crackers I love the eviction episodes for the same reason I love going home to Texas: I don’t feel quite as homely [...]

Well, it’s another week in Jersey and you know what that means – foreshadowing of the journey to Napa. Lots of it. If this RV trip isn’t the greatest road trip since The Cannonball Run, I will personally rent an RV of my own to ram through the DIY project that fairy Andy calls the [...]

In this MorninTime hard hitting investigative report, the Tooth Fairy is grilled about Holllywood’s babies. Blue Ivy, Suri, and Brad and Angelina’s brood of kids are vetted by one of the top names in the business. To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite [...]

Hello lovers and welcome back to the life and times of the Real Housewives of New Jersey!  First of all –  love, kisses and thanks to the hilarious and sexy J. MO for taking such good care of you dolls while I was off on holiday.  I had the best time off by the way, [...]