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Tonight, American Idol is back with performance shows!! The 12 girls take the stage and mostly suck butt. But at least they’re thin!! Time to make the donuts.

This week on Project Runway, more pointing at vajays, less red, and THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE EVAH!! Hint: Not really but ok let’s watch it anyway. Why is it Bible beaters always have lotion on the bedside table? Cuz that’s a sin.

Tonight on Project Runway: The Flamingay almost goes extinct and another Brit tries to get his skin to absorb American Tanning Spray, with disastrous results.

Tonight on Project Runway, models are confronted with their greatest fear: CARBS. Potatoes were in those things before you were. EEEEWWWWW!!!

Tonight, on the season premier of American Idol, all sorts of diseases get golden tickets and Mo’Nique finds out she was nominated for an Oscar.

It’s been two whole months since we last saw a decent Irina death scene, and I know you’re all pleased as punch to be back here. This season of Project Runway doesn’t have a title, so I’m going to give it one to make me feel better about last time: “Season 7: Oops, Our Bad [...]

On this year’s Tournament of Roses Parade, Hannah Storm behaves inappropriately with a puppy and scares children. Mommy that puppy’s crying!

This week on Styl’d, Jen almost beats the shit out of Tara. I said almost. As in, almost Emmy worthy. Come on, Styl’d!! MAKE AN EFFORT!! When Male Pattern Baldness Attacks

Can you believe this season’s ending?!?! It seems like it’s only been running for ten years. Craziness! We open with a big glitter graphic spelling out ONE. LAST. CHANCE. And then they put this pic up. OK that’s just rude, you guys.

This week on Project Runway, Minnesota erases half his face, Carol Hannah barfs and talks super slowly, and Irina turns her dog into a hooker coat. I hope you die. You too. Copycat. You are.

Tonight on Project Runway, some of the most beautiful art on Earth inspires a pile of crap you’ll never remember. Well, at least this season’s CONSISTENT. Time to slaughter the donuts.

This week, a show called Styl’d was on. It’s about people who dream about being stylists, did you honestly expect it to be spelled right? Do you see what I have to deal with/ First,male pattern baldness and now this!

This week on Dancing With the Stars Results: Nora Jones pulls a Flash Forward and America revolts against skinny blondes. They should have made her sing “Thriller”.

Tonight on Project Runway, one witch is out and another returns. I’ll give you a hint, this is the one that doesn’t get aufed.

Tonight on Big Brother, we can an extra big helping of Natalie. Mmmmmmmmm. With special guest: the most desperate shlub in the world:

Tonight on Big Brother, white people and black people alike bow their heads in shame. I’ll give you a hint.

Tonight on Big Brother, Natalie tells America to suck it, Grodner shoves filler down our throats, and Kevin makes some of the most vile faces ever seen on a human being.

Tonight on Big Brother, for the first time ever, a fart had a say in the final vote and a spatula gave someone some very bad advice. Yay! You hate me! You really hate me! I win!

Tonight, on Big Brother, Julie Chen is hilarious and Ronnie finally gets hit upside the head a few times. Unfortunately, it’s not with a baseball bat.

Tonight on the Fashion Show finale, Reco screams buuuullsheat and Fern comes out of her shell. Guess who else shows up? Not Beyonce, that’s for damn sure. Nope. Still very busy. Raincheck?

This week on Fashion Show, it comes down to ugly clothes and ugly morals. Also ugly five gallon hats, ugly Sgt Pepper jackets, and ugly magazine editors, but I don’t wanna make this confusing. This is the only part that wasn’t hideous.

Welcome back to another season of Big Brother! Schoonie, Flipit, and Copyhacker here. We are starting off with our group recap, and then will return to regular format for the rest of the season! Grodner has filled the house with some very impressive ignoramii, so let’s get started! Why is Chastity Bono sobbing? Find out [...]

This week on Fashion Show, an angel loses its wings but Honduras gains a midget in a catsuit. Uh oh. His feathers are raised. Get a net before he shits all over us.

TVgasm’s favorite Summer crap fest begins next next Thursday on CBS, which means it’s time for our Big Brother Countdown Picture Contest! Snap the most creative pic you can muster of a number between 1 and 7 and shoot it over to Flipit75@gmail.com with the subject BB PHOTO for a chance to win a glamorous [...]

This week on Fashion Show, Eyesack gives someone a poison apple and they fall asleep FOREVAH!!!

This week on Fashion Show, Kenley prays and Satan answers.

This week on the Fashion Show, there is a very important decision to be made. Should you reward the untalented one, the flake, or the untalented flake? You decide who’s who.

This week on Fashion Show, I have never been more grateful for my fugly ass Crocs in my life. Nope. Still not Tim Gunn. Keep workin, though!

Tonight, it’s between a gay ham and a yawny twink. I CAN’T BELIVE IT’S ALMOST OVER! I will miss this sideways face.

This week on The Fashion Show, how do you make a socialite that looks like she spent a dollar on her clothes look like she spent forty? And when did the America Ferrera look catch hold? Ugly Betty, you just got schooled!

REAL life. REAL fashion. REAL people. REAL cheap. Welcome to The Fashion Show! If this picture doesn’t sum up how REAL this all is, I’m at a complete loss.

Tonight on American Idol Results, Daughtry’s still a midge, Gwen takes an aerobics class, and Paula is still too old to be crawling on the floor in a bustier on national television. When in Doubt, multi-task.

Tonight on American Idol, Church Lady screams like the Wicked Witch in the rain and Paula doesn’t do drugs. Booooo! Have you seen my puppy little girl?

Intensity. Drama. White people doing runs. Judges using the word “brilliant” way too much. Jamie Foxx saying things like “five people who shocked the world” and “throat Olympics “. Choir directors who look like lesbians with glued on chin hair. This. Is the end of the world. And THIS. Is American Idol Results!

There are five Cylons. But who are they? And should they be allowed to breed with humans? And why does the AI stage look like the Into the Woods set? Join me as we watch the final five visit the graves of the Rat Pack and stomp on them as hard as they can. This. [...]

This week, my brain explodes while watching Hell’s Kitchen. Wonder why? No you don’t. You know why. But if you want to see it all unfold, join me after the jump.

Tonight on American Idol Results, some woman named Freda puts a tent in my boxers.

Tonight on American Idol, Church Lady gets chopped to bits and Krispy Twink is almost raped before being saved by Bruce Willis.

Tink flys down from Heaven and tells us that the contestants have a dream, and “the life of that dream” is in our hands. CRUUUUUUUNCH! YAYYYYYY. Dream killing time! That’s power! And THIS. Is American Idol! This is the same camera trick Tom Cruise used in War of the Worlds to look taller than Dakota [...]

This week’s American Idol Results show is probably the best ever taped. The End.