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American Idol

Recap: American Idol: Finally

Tink stands in a dramatic ray of backlight and tries to make us understand the gravity of what we’re about to witness. They’ve seen ONE hundred thousand wannabes and are down to TWO. ONE plus TWO is three. THREE comes after TWO. TWO THREE. 23! It’s the sign of the devil! Someone save Jim Carrey [...]

American Idol

Recap: American Idol Results: Booalittle

For the first time ever, I’m shocked into silence. This is your brain. THIS. Is your brain on American Idol.

American Idol

Recap: American Idol: We Snooze, You All Lose

The show opens with the Top Three looking themselves in the mirror long and hard. They’ve beat hos, cake boys, faux rock and pony hawk to get here, but do they have what it takes to be the next Taylor Hicks? You decide. This is democracy in action. And THIS. Is American Idol!

American Idol

Recap: American Idol Results: Why, God?

Last night I knew something was amiss when the Judges couldn’t muster up anything nice to say after LaKisha’s version of “Stayin’ Alive”. I’ve braced myself all day, and am now almost in a drug induced coma. It’s like that movie where Sandy Bullock knows her husband’s gonna die in a car crash and she [...]