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The end, my friend!

Season finale!

New York, New York.

On the previous unnecessarily long episode of Dance Moms: Chloe was still suspended; ALDC sucked in Minnesota; Mackenzie may or may not have hurt her foot; Shrill hoped to exploit Kendall while she’s still young and pretty. As they line up for pyramid, Jabby laments that they had to go all the way to Minnesota [...]

Why yes, I’m still batshit crazy. Why do you ask? Good morning, Gasmii. Hope you enjoyed another AWESOME two-hour episode. This week, the ladies went to Cincinnati (or “Cincinatti” if you are a Lifetime graphics editor) to face off against the Canton Nut Job and her Angry Band of Dance Dads. Nia is in the [...]

New season, same nonsense.

Let’s do this!

So long. Farewell! Auf weidersehen, Goodbye! Dance Moms has gone to bed and so must I.

Someday season two will end, but not this week.

Our long NATIONALS nightmare is over.

Finale! (That’s pronounced “finally.”)

A concerted effort.

It ain’t easy being mean.

I will chew you up and spit you out Good morning, Gasmii. I feel like there was a lot going on last night, yet not much happened. Jabby is happy to have beat the Candy Apple’s in Ohio, and she believes that will put her in a good mood all week. Well, I’m sure someone [...]

It’s ringer time!

Back to reality. Or whatever.

When in doubt, make it a clip show.

Back for more.

Reunited! And it feels so good.

Hard to say goodbye.

The crying game.

You don’t get a second chance to make a first impression.

Justice is served?

Flesh-icious Moments

Snausages.

Negative Nellies.

They’re on a mission from God.

Good afternoon, everyone. Just wanted to thank y’all for giving me such a warm welcome to the ‘Gasm. I’ve been having so much fun so far. Although I have had a couple of dreams about Jabby Lee and that can’t be a good thing. Anyway, we have a trashtastic episode this week, so let’s get [...]

Bring it on! Okay, so last night I went to see Joan Rivers and came home a little buzzed (drunk) on Cabernet and then watched Dance Moms. As a result, my notes are kind of a scrawled mess, so bear with me as I try to translate them. Previously, Crazy Candy Apples Cathy entered a [...]

 ****Please welcome SnoopK8 as your new Dance Moms recapper! She was just assigned, so the future episodes will be posted in a more timely fashion. Gettin’ it together round here! – Flip It’s on Hello Gasmii! Thank you so much for allowing me the opportunity to recap Dance Moms. It’s a dream come true. I [...]

New Season, Same Jabby.

Vegas, Hollywood, Shiners & Whiners

This show gets more ridiculous every week

More lies, more fake drama.

Jabby channels Oprah as she hands out solos to everyone!