POSTS TAGGED: friday night lights

We begin our story, well the second episode of our story, in China. Shanghai is not only home to 8 million people it also brings to mind Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson’s antics in the popular Shanghai Blank series of movies. The teams are: Abbie and Ryan – Team Choke Out Amy and Daniel – [...]

Thursday, February 9th   Nobody does the Seal Pump like the Chukchi. Wipeout (ABC, 8 pm) Contestants encounter Garry the Eskimo as they tackle the Arctic Circle. The Inuit Cultural Education Association already has already filed a complaint with ABC concerning Garry’s dress and behavior “designed to encourage misleading stereotypes.” Grey’s Anatomy (ABC, 9 pm) [...]

Thursday, January 12th Rob (CBS, 8:30 pm) Rob (Rob Schneider) meets his new wife’s large Mexican-American family for the first time and notices he doesn’t quite fit in. This Rob Schneider vehicle will last exactly as long as it takes NBC to realize that reruns of Two and a Half Men get better ratings. Project [...]

The Best of the New in 2011, gasm group-cap style

Biding FNL farewell…

You have to hit rock bottom before complete redemption and triumph can be achieved.

The thrill of victory and the agony of melodrama.

The Flip Side Edition

One gets a swimming pool, while the other gets the shaft.

The Cat’s Out of the Bag Edition

Nothing like a blister on your ass to help deflate your overblown ego!

The Bench Warmer Edition

How many different ways can the Dillonites screw up?

Luckily, there’s no prepubescent Lindsay Lohan in sight.

The Gravy Train Edition

Let’s see how many Commandments Princess Angst can break.

The Things Fall Apart Edition

You can only regret something if you can remember it.

The Road Trip Edition

A week off from football, but not from the drama

The “There’s No Place Like Home” Edition

Father Figures aren’t just for George Michael anymore.

The Daddy Issues Edition

Wanna get respect? Win STATE!

The Rodney Dangerfield Edition

Need to win a football game? Recruit a hippie!

Back to School Edition

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Can’t Lose!

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