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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 23rd

Welcome to TVgasm’s newest weekly show, It’s TV: With Ronnie and Carrie!  Today, Ronnie Karam and Carrie Locklyn review HBO’s Behind the Candelabra, talk crap about Michael J Fox’s hilarious new Parkinson’s sitcom, and delve into the reality of Bravo’s new reality show, Newlyweds.   Let us know what you think in the comments, and like, subscribe [...]

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen tries to figure out how babies are made, Alexis tries to explain Jesus’ magic, and Tamra’s mom is a betch.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 22nd

Not Valentine’s Day…Valinitine Day!!!

Another day of bulls**t!! Ashton Kutcher hangs with Mila Kunis’ folks, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart break up again, and Courtney Stodden makes a sex tape. Also, Chris Brown gets death threats, OJ wants college, and there’s a new Real Housewife of Beverly Hills. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also, check out [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 21st

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday May 20th

“Papa Ghede is a handsome fellow in his hat and coat of black. Papa Ghede is going to the palace! He’ll ear and drink when he gets back!” This is part one of the two-part season finale and it was really good. At least good in the sense that some loose ends are being tied [...]

  Are you ready for the Scandal Season 2 Finally?  This season has been a really fun ride, and I wish I’d been here for the whole season with you, but that’s my own fault for not auditioning for the ‘gasm sooner.  AQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQqkllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll (That is a note from my cat who decided to walk across [...]

So, a lot happened this season. A tone-deaf Cuban kid with a sizable wang stuttered his way into the Top Ten. Whispers of a conspiracy theory that Idol producers were behind the elimination of anybody possessing a wang, sizable or otherwise, floated among the five of us still watching. Randy Jackson, creator of timeless phrases [...]

Really?????????????? That’s it?

(Hi there Gasmi, before we delve into the awful mess that is today’s celebrity LinkedIN webpage, I have a confession to make. My resume is horrible too. It’s a place where stilted English has gone to die, sharing space with outright lies. (I never had a Summer internship with Jacques Cousteau. I figured with him always being underwater [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for May 17th-19th

It’s Puerto Rican, but it’s romantic, y’all!

Great news, everybody. This episode will only be an hour long, so we can all squeeze in some Hurricane Nia before bedtime. This episode starts off like Tyson V. Holyfield, with slow music and footage of the contestants slowly turning their heads. If anybody’s going to lose an ear, I hope it’s Kree. That’s not [...]

As we all know we left off last week with Bluto finally tapping Chuck’s tater the way she should have done much sooner. For some reason, Tanisha doesn’t understand this and seems to take Chuck’s side. I’m thinking Tanisha didn’t watch the damn season or she would know that the best time to put Chuck [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 16th

Look out Wine Country, here comes the short bus!

Shit just got real.

Finale. Finally.

Last week on Hell’s Kitchen, a lovely girl named Brianna celebrated her Quinceanera and Amanda got the (well-deserved) boot. Quite frankly, I thought it was a pretty anti-climactic episode. Ramsey did leave us hanging at the end of the episode however…would he boot another chef? Put someone on double secret chef probation? And now…the continuation [...]

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis decides she has talent, Lori comes back with a Toy Story face, and Terry starts the kids on fire.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 15th

Good Morning, Gasmii!  It’s probably not morning for whomever is reading this, but I consider morning the three hours after I wake up, so whether that’s 9am-12pm or 1pm-4pm, I “good morning” everyone I damn see.  The current time is 12:48pm, PST.  Fuck off, I work long nights.  Speaking of, guess who’s got a baby, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 14th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday May 13th

Greetings, Gasmi!  This week, we find out who the mole/Albatross is!  Now those of you who have been trying to figure it out can have the awesome feeling of your brain being blown and those of you who didn’t care can be relieved that the wait is finally over.  Stop saying we’re the same thing! [...]

America’s Next Drag SUPAH STAH!

Season 10 Reunion is upon us already! Did this season fly by for you like it did me? Man there is so much to cover in this one sad reunion that I’m not sure we ……..what? 3 reunions? Seriously?  As I was saying we have a three part reunion to hash out all our grievances. [...]

Only one week left, thank Gokey. To remind us that this program is a joke compared to its competitors, Ryan kicks off the show by interacting with animated characters from a stupid Pixar movie or some crap. I’ve never heard of The Voice hawking Ford Pintos or the Who Framed Roger Rabbit prequel, which might [...]

No act of charity goes unresented

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for May 10th-12th

ZAPPED!!!

SPRECHEN ZE DOUCHE?

Hope you all are recovering from Amber’s unjust dismissal last week. I’ve been so upset that this show was dead to me, until I remembered I have a recap to write.  Ryan starts off by welcoming the wise and professional judges, including a blonde Chaka Khan with plumber crack cleavage. He mentions that Mariah clearly [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 9th

Sucking Lemons

Finally a redhead that I don’t want to kill on the show.  “Tell me O’ Muse, from whatsoever source you may know them.” We’re in a house. Fk. It’s Juliette’s house and she’s staring at the cat scratches on her hand. She says to herself “I’m not going to a doctor for a cat scratch.” [...]

…total bitch.