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Wherein Ryan breaks it down for Barbara and tells her that he wants to make sure she doesn’t just want to sleep with him because that happens to him all the time.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday June 13th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday June 12th

The other day, someone mentioned to me that they had missed the Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere episode and asked me what they missed.  ”Have you seen the last two seasons?” I questioned.  They had.  ”Then you missed nothing,” I replied.  Welcome back to the same shit I’ve been writing about for three years, [...]

The first team challenge of the season results in a high-stakes pressure test, and a pony is sent home!

Lew-wee bags, bug spray and breakdowns

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday June 11th

  I love the wonk eye in full effect.  How he managed to force himself onto your cable box is a marvel.  That’s some “All About Eve” shit right there. Listen, dudes, I am a whore for reality television. Straight up – give me Kim Richards and Nene Leakes in an enclosed space with cameras [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday June 10th

Cheers to motherf-in motherhood!

Jalleytocali tackles the movie releases for the weekend of June 7th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for June 7th-9th

Wherein everyone gets paid, but only one gets to play Mortal Kombat whilst rapping in Portuguese.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday June 6th

Penis envy taken to new levels.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday June 5th

This JUST happened.

Winners!!!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday June 4th

Jews, Shoes and Pools

Her path was decided years ago. Let’s get to the root of the problem, er, issue, shall we?   Kris Jenner is crazy.  Crazy like a fox.  A fox with no shame what so ever. Who does this to their children for a buck?  BTW – one of them is PREGNANT!!! I feel like the [...]

Hi there Gasmi, it’s time for a little Dear TvGasm. Where we give unsolicited advice to made up questions from celebrities in need of help. We haven’t been around lately, because for the most part our celebrities have been muddling through life pretty well on their own. (Well for the most part, there has been one exception. Dear Amanda Bynes, you [...]

Last week on Hell’s Kitchen, Zach mangled the pronunciation of common Japanese ingredients, Ja’Nel fell apart during dinner service, and Nedra was given the boot. Will the “blosers” finally get their act together, or will Jon snap and cut a bitch? Find out now, on the continuation of Hell’s Kitchen. The chefs are unceremoniously dismissed [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday June 3rd

The auditions are over, and it’s time to find out what’s in the first box!

JalleytoCali tackles this weekend’s movie releases and sees if there is anything worth watching.

Hola Gasmii and welcome back to another recap of Tabatha Takes Over!  I hope all you Tabbies are ready, because this was a good one.  We have family infighting, a clueless RHOM lookalike owner, and a cameo from one of our favorite Bravo Chefs!  Okay, so we’re in Sherman Oaks California at a restaurant called “Cafe [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Friday May 31st – June 2nd

Nick is taking Ryan to see that band that is going to invade Pat’s house, poop in his toilet, eat all of his cheese food products, and sleep with his gerbil

Hola Gasmii!  I would love to start out this recap and apologize for its lateness and then I realized I have become a broken record.  I cannot get my act together, although this time it was because I was babysitting three children under the age of six for several days and holy hell, I am [...]

Sex calendars, a dog couch, and a partridge in a pear tree

And lush is the new moist.

Welcome to TVgasm’s newest weekly show, It’s TV: With Ronnie and Carrie!  Today, Ronnie Karam and Carrie Locklyn check out Lifetime’s new show, Pretty Wicked Moms, and flash back to when James Lipton was a pimp. Then it’s off to talk trash about the next Kardashian porn, Adam Levine dissing America and Intervention getting the axe.  [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 30th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 29th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 28th

MasterChef Auditions….Humilations Galore…

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday May 27th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Friday May 24th-26th

“And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.” Eric and Baron Samedi are having dinner and the Baron says that he will be “ready” by tomorrow. Eric says that he would love to see what Baron does and Baron agrees to show him. Eric calls in his lackey boy and Baron woges in a [...]