POSTS TAGGED: funny

Hi AR fans! Berry here! Fran and Lil C’ are out of town, so it’s boxers only in the Franberry household this weekend! Now if someone could just come help me out of this pile of pizza boxes so I can make it to the bathroom. No? Ah well, at least I can reach the [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday December 4th

Welcome back to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! We open where we left off; Adrienne just used her Selma and Patty Simpson voice to call attention to Kim Twitch Richard’s crying and then Brandi told her to STFU. AT THE DINNER TABLE!!! Kyle’s mortified! Mortified I tell you!! Or she’s trying to keep the [...]

We open with Rayna and Liam McGuiness (Or Shanty McGaelic, as I reflexively re-named him) listening to some new tracks. Captain Bringdown (Bucky) comes in with the news that record exec Marshall is playing hardball. He not happy, so he’s planning to release a Rayna Greatest Hits record. Rayna is frustrated and rather ticked. Rayna [...]

What was this about?  Fabulous outfits?  OK!  If you’re going to have a show called Revenge, it sure as hell better have ruthless characters fighting tooth and nail to win.  It seems that the characters this season have been a little too tame for REVENGE – a little too concerned with facts and figures, rather [...]

DAMN!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday December 3rd

Dr. Thredson has Mommy issues.

My cat ain’t got no class.

The unthinkable happens

Gyp’s like Anton Chigurh with a better haircut.

Knock-down, drag-out, yell-nonsense style.

Doesn’t it feel like this show has been yapping at our heels like an irritating dog for months?  Ugh, if I have to see Lohan’s bloated face smirking at me one more time, I may have to get mean. When I first started thinking about how to approach this recap, I thought a lot about [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for November 30th-December 2nd

This week, Project Runway All Stars goes sexless, Joshua imitates Mommy Dearest in The Nanny’s wardrobe, and no one cries. DAMMIT! Prefer your recaps in written form? MrsMiaWallace is doing a bang up job this season! Check out her recaps in the Project Runway section! For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and [...]

  Hey y’all! Have you heard about the Top Chef Cruise? Starting at the low, low price of $799 per sucker person, you can be trapped on a large floating vessel with the like of Tom Collichio, Gail Simmons, and many of your favorite, and possibly not-so-favorite chefs, including the 4 subjects of my review. [...]

Watch out New York Fashion Week… here comes ugly.  Hello, My Name is Ugly. We’re in NYC and Jackie is working her ass off to get ready for her first New York Fashion Week show. Brooke shows up first and they talk about how surprised Brooke is over the ugliness of Jackie’s line. Brooke is [...]

It is here.  The final episode of the shortest season of Drag Race, ever.  We’ve pondered who would be the winner.  We all suffered heart burn and heart ache over last week’s episode in fear that one of our favorite three queens would go home.  I am one who hates a surprise ruined, so I [...]

Plus……Zombies in FairyLand!

UGH

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kim Kardashian has to go to the Middle East to apologize for idiotic tweets, Randy Travis just says no, & Demi Moore is still mourning the loss of her youth(ful sex toy). Plus: Kelsey Grammer is a stellar parent, Rhea and Danny are flirting, and whoever invented Lucky Slots on [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday November 29th

Heyhey Gasmites! Were you like me and missed Nashville last week? Here’s hoping this week makes up for last week’s Nashville’s bereftitude. Yes, I am aware that is not really a word. SourCake has all that fancy schoolin’ and she still thinks she can just make up words… Juliette in her amazing condo with that dumb [...]

Amazing Race time folks! With me, Fran! (And my handsome yet smelly husband Berry sits aside me cradling our dear little three month old vomit bag, Lil’ C!) Season 21 is narrowing down, we only have five teams left: Team Dong (Jaymes and James), Friday Night Lights (Trey and Lexi), Twin N’s (Natalie and Nadiya), [...]

  What’s the expression? Monsters aren’t born, they’re made. Well, according to Lineage, they are most definitely made: Marion made Victoria, Conrad made Daniel, Nolan made Marco, Emily made Ashley. Wait, what? That last bit has yet to be revealed, but it seems to be in the realm of possibility at this point! Flashback to [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday November 28th

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda gets offended at stuff, everyone gets wasted without Kim, and a maid is run over. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also doing a gossip show called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway [...]

The bigger the bitch the harder the fall

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday November 27th

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Twitchards got wasted and slur/yelled at Brandi in public. Even more embarrassingly, she mixed pearls with gold. You’re a dirty slut pig fart face! PS are you wearing silver can I borrow it fer ma neck? Paul proved to be as hideous on the inside as [...]

** Just wanted to let all the glamour lovers know I had this ready to go last night but then my internet connection decided to kick back, stick a rock in the pipe, grab a lighter and quit fucking working.  Sorry all. ** Hey lovely gasmites! I’m hard at work at the actual recap but I wanted to [...]

Phaedra needs to butt out and Kim moves out.

Mistakes are made.

(Hi there Gasmi, did you have a good holiday? Well if you didn’t it’s on your own head. Honestly if you can’t deal with your family for one day even when you get to eat a minimum if three starches with your meal, and two types of pie afterwards, the blame starts shifting from them to [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday November 26th

I’m Lord Vader, Darth Vader…

I’ll preface this recap by saying that I’m not in a good mood… That said, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope all of you who celebrate Thanksgiving had a great one, and to those of you that don’t, count yourself lucky. Anyway, I’m irritated today and the women on this show don’t help one bit. So I [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for the Weekend of November 23rd-25th

Delicious!

Nothing is on. So let’s reflect.