POSTS TAGGED: funny

Nene is big time, Walter gets a time out.

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Failor gets drunk, David Foster gets pissed, and a friendship is wasted (and so is Failor).  Find my full written recap here. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts and to talk trash with us, [...]

 “The beast was simply the Call of the Wild personified … which some natures hear to their own destruction.” The episode starts with a flashback of Hank during his early years on the job. He’s got a little Samuel L. Jackson, from Jackie Brown, sideburns going on… and I like it. He arrives at a [...]

Okay, yes. I completely flaked on a full recap for last week’s episode. But in my defense, I have no defense. I was relaxing in the Bahamas and simply couldn’t force myself to think about the wives. But I’m home and I will do my best to make up for lost time… in my full [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday November 13th

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Justin Bieber was dumped by Selena Gomez, the dude who plays Elmo might have diddled a teenager, and Kim Kardashian ate ice cream (WTF?).  For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be sure to check out our archive of TV ReDubs. 

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle proved that she hasn’t killed the final nerves in her face yet by moving her brows a bit, … … Angels attended Lisa’s party in case Ken finally silent-farted himself to death, … Breathe through your nose and drink fast. He’s about to pass us. …and [...]

We open with Juliette being queen bee of the studio. She’s force-marching her band thru take after take of a song they already have nailed. The consensus between Deacon, the publicist (damn, I really need to find out her name if she’s going to be a recurring character!) and Goodman is that Juliette is avoiding [...]

She’s got that look in her eye!  Run, Consuela!  Run! “The Gift of Revenge”? Gee…thanks? Thank God you didn’t get me the Gift of Turmoil like last year or the Gift of Disaster like the year before. Tis the season for the Gift of Revenge! HUH?!?  Thanks Tar-jay… Hey guys! What did you think of “Penance”? [...]

Blair Warner’s got info and she’s not afraid to use it!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday November 12th

Hello Gasmii Grimm fans… This was an all-Hank, all-the-time-except-when-Juliette-ruined-a-few-scenes episode. We start with seeing Hank, 7 years ago, as a uniformed officer, responding to a call for a loud fight at some house. He and his partner find two brothers… one dead, the other not quite. Hank catches the killer and assists in having him [...]

Nucky’s having a bad day.

Aliens, Demons and Nazi’s. OH MY

Drunk Nate Silver knows where you live.

This week on Project Runway All Stars, Joshua wears clothes from Merry-Go-Round, the idiot model host talks reeeeally sloooowly, and the gang vandalizes some models with a few cans of spray paint. To check out MrsMiaWallace’s recap of last week while you wait for the current full recap, click here.  For more, subscribe to our [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for November 8th-11th

I’m so glad we had this time together…

Well finally! It’s time for the last installment of the Reunion From Hell. When we left off last week, Erika the Beast was straddling J-Bloat on the couch and telling her to stand up. Kinda hard to do with a beast cooter in your face. OMG I hope she had that nasty thing covered. When [...]

I am working on the full recap for Monday’s Basketball Wives LA… but after watching the episode only one and a half times, I am unable to watch it again because I am out of the country and apparently they refuse to allow VH-1 videos to work here. So I will only have pictures for [...]

Emma falls in love, meets a giant, and gets screwed. Not necessarily in that order.

We begin our week of Drag Race with the aftermath of last week’s send-home of Team Brown Flowers.  At least we’ll be able to figure out what the holy hell the queens are talking about now that Tammie is gone. Latrice realizes that it was her fault they were in the bottom 2, so she [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday November 7th

New girl, new man, new house

Back to comedy

My favorite Housewives are back, which means it’s time to dust off that mic and get to mocking them endlessly. I’ll be back every week with a new ReDub of the coming attractions clips. Enjoy! This Season On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi’s gonna be slutty, Ken’s gonna fart silently, and Adrienne is [...]

  Brought to you by our favorite Hamptons resident!   “The guest list included the creme de la creme of the Hamptons and New York business society.  The bride looked stunning in a gunmetal grey gown with matching pearls, while the groom was handsome as ever in his tuxedo – until he was carted off [...]

Fran with Berry here ready to ruffle your international feathers with this weeks AR recap. If you remember last week the fabulous Goat Boys came in last, but it was a non-elimination round so they are still in this thing. Although it almost seemed like they would have preferred to be eliminated. Crouching in a [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday November 6th

Last time, on Breaking Amish, everyone dramatically returned to their homes, knowing that they would be shunned (and were already). This week, I was ripped off, because I thought it was the final episode.  Oh noooo, it’s not.  They are going to make us endure a 2-hour finale next week.  We begin with Jeremiah giving [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday November 5th

(This week Dear TvGasm checks in with the kids at Boardwalk Empire. Everyone is trying to figure out a way for Donna Martin to graduate with the rest of her class. What? That’s Beverley Hills 90210? And that happened in 1993??? Wow I’m really falling behind on these things. So what’s this Boardwalk Empire about? [...]

“And branded upon the beast, the mark of his kin. For none shall live whom they have seen.” Nick is sleeping on the couch having a bad dream about a missing girl. The image of a black girl keep floating through his thoughts as he tosses and turns. Then quickly, a hand lands on his [...]

Holla, guys and gals!  I’m not quite in the pisser of a mood I was in earlier in the week (thanks cold meds!) but luckily for y’all, my default setting is angry bitch. We open on Rayna and Deacon rolling around in the sheets engaged in filthy, extramarital shenanigans. My first thought – Is this [...]

BOOM!

Dexter has an Isaak problem

CATS!

We represeeent the Lollipop Guild!

It’s been a long, ugly storm week. As you may have noticed, a whole slew of our writers were knocked out by stupid ass Sandy. The weather did give me a chance to step into MrsMiaWallace’s recapping shoes and produce a VlogCap of Project Runway All Stars! Let me know what you think of this. [...]

Can I do a photo recap? Can this show be recapped without photos. Are photos the only reason this show SHOULD be recapped? Should VH-1 jump off their moral high horse and show the fight? Does anyone think these women are role models? Can DCF take away Jackie’s adult children? We open at Opportunistic Spice’s [...]