POSTS TAGGED: funny

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday October 16th

Hey, Nolan spent $11.99 for that! Summer in the Hamptons is no vacation. Who do these people go to margaritas with after a day of tanning on the beach? Or see the latest Channing Tatum movie with? Or even grab a mani/pedi with? Who can you trust? So far this season, no one has been [...]

This episode is a trip into reality TV mindf*&^ery.  We begin with Jeremiah jumping all over the chance to spring the top secret envelope of DUI docs on Kate in front of Abe and Rebecca.  He loves that he can prove that Kate is a hypocrite.  When Rebecca asks Kate if you get arrested when [...]

No really, this is the last one.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday October 15

Nick and Juliette see fireworks from their kitchen window and Nick tries to help her remember telling him some lame story about a song her uncle used to sign to her. She dramatically pauses and then claims that she, too, remembers telling him this story. She goes on to tell him that the last thing [...]

Dexter tries to show Deb how it’s done

Some things once seen cannot be unseen.

Nick and Juliette see fireworks and he tries to help her remember. She remembers telling him that. She laughs. They kiss and hug. She says it’s all coming back to her. She says she remembers him telling her about his ancestors who could see things and that he could too. The keep kissing. It was a [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition October 12th-14th

The title of this episode is What is Really Happening?.  Unfortunately, this is a total misnomer as we are no closer to the truth of this series than we were last week. So, due to the scandals of this supposed reality show, I’ve done some research.  We can definitely explain away the language and behavior [...]

Another two-episode week. MTV hates me.

This JUST happened.

Hello my loves. Last week I was an angry bitch. This week not only am I angry, but I have whatever creeping crud my husband had last week. Only I’m not whining like a bitch. Well I am but not quite at the level I expect to get to. Sooooooooooooooo…we join the bitches this week [...]

Tonight’s not the night…

Eli Thompson: Unlikely Voice of Reason

in·teg·ri·ty 1. adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.

Chaos Theory

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday October 11th

The Reunion that keeps on giving.

Scary, Homewrecker, Old, Sister, Opportunistic, Wimpy  Above is a refresher of the ladies names… I have decided to change Opportunistic/Whore Spice to just Opportunistic Spice because she continues to win me over. Last week ended with Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice having lunch. It was a short lunch because it didn’t take v long for [...]

Top 10 Shows for Wednesday October 10th

  Last week’s premiere was about mobilizing the troops.  This week was about setting them up for battle.  Some positioned themselves well (i.e. Victoria), while some might as well have painted a bullseye on their foreheads (i.e. Declan).  Oh – and the rich are getting richer, while the poor are getting poorer.  Wonder if the Hamptons is [...]

For he today that GTLs with me shall be my bro, be he ne’er so pale….

Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) returns to the show to join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) in mocking all things Housewives. Juicy Joe’s blatant lying on the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion, the incessant neurotic bickering about missing legs and borrowed dresses on the Real Housewives of New York, and the “She beat me [...]

Dear TVgasm, as you all know, I have been seriously thinking about trying to replicate myself. While I know that technology has its limits, and of course no one could ever be as awesome and like, awesome as myself, I have decided to freeze my eggs. I took them out of the big cold box [...]

This week on Basketball Wives LA… Jackie and Laura meet up and Jackie remains delusional as she explains her failed lunch with Draya last week. Jackie “has to care” about what everyone thinks of her and she’s going to give Draya another chance. Oy vey. She’s worried Draya won’t show up to her wedding. Laura [...]

We begin our story, well the second episode of our story, in China. Shanghai is not only home to 8 million people it also brings to mind Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson’s antics in the popular Shanghai Blank series of movies. The teams are: Abbie and Ryan – Team Choke Out Amy and Daniel – [...]

Top 10 Shows for Tuesday October 9th

Newsflash: Peace has not been declared in Jersey.

Welcome back Gasmii Grim Fans. Sadly, their is no Wu in Team. Or in this entire episode. WHERE ARE WU? We find ourselves at a Portland airport as we see a man and woman step off a private plane, and the woman, let’s call her Bad Bangs, immediately places a call to Renard. “Hello, my [...]

Nucky doesn’t like cooling his heels.

I can do anything better than you can……

(This week is the spirit of spoofiness, phony twitter conversations and possibly fake beefs, Dear TvGasm listens to the problems of American Idol’s Niki Minaj. Please be aware that we will take a break from out usual format, because Miz Nikki only comunicates by Twitter©) Because what could go wrong with this crew?      [...]

Sarah/Alton and Devyn/Big Easy heat up, while the Fresh Meat give each other salmonella.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday, October 8th

Dex and Deb move in together.

I won’t spoil episodes on the home page. I won’t spoil episodes on the home page. I won’t spoil episodes on the home page.

…and everyone hates Karent.

Hello gasmites. As usual if I have a week off all hell breaks loose the next week. Aside from technical difficulties and illness there are things at work in the universe that have made me decide God hates me. So I am trying my best to tell you wtf happened on this episode, have it [...]