POSTS TAGGED: funny

Can three returnees breathe new life into their game?

Tonight God comes out to cast judgement.

You’re sister-in-law used to dance for me…

Language NSFW!   The whole gang is back! Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) had so much to discuss that they needed two hours to get it all out. For this first hour, the guys take on a variety of Bravo gossip before tackling the one-legged monster that is Aviva [...]

Atlantic City. Same as it ever was.

This week we join the twits as J-Bloat and Fallen are discussing the fight between Blondie and Andrea. They still think it was a low blow for Andrea to call Blondie fat and J-Bloat tells us that Andrea can basically suck her dick right now. Cut to Andrea apologizing to Blondie, kind of. I’m sorry [...]

It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means.  None of you are watching the X Factor.  It’s all about the Big Brother Finale.  Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered! Simon is very ill tonight so sitting in his place is Louie Walsh.  Louie hails from Ireland and he is an on again/off again judge [...]

The Season 3 Finale is finally upon us! DareDevil vs Josh, only one can survive!

This Episode Is Brought To You By Jackie’s Cleavage… And yet there are kids still starving in China. Overall, I found this second episode to be a little boring. Not much happened except that we rehashed everything from the season premier. However, I did learn a few things about some characters that I didn’t see last week. [...]

A mostly sweet finale is followed by a mostly bitter reunion.

Girl looks good!

Must watch

The one we’ve all been waiting for!

NeNe can act?

This week on Breaking Amish, the kids jump on a plane and arrive in New York City.  The first to meet up are Sabrina, Rebecca, and Abe who all ride the same airplane.  Sabrina initially feels that she and Rebecca will be friends, because Rebecca is nice to her, but that all will soon change.  [...]

New old cast, same old crazy.

Happy New Year!

Tonight’s episode is rough, you guys. After the legitimately shocking blindside of Shane by Dan during Thursday’s live show, you’d think Big Brother would jam-pack Sunday’s episode with all sorts of insanity related to the fallout of Dan’s THIRD betrayal of Danielle. Instead, we get a clip show. But first! A quick five-minute recap of [...]

Imagine if we actually got to watch singers for all that time. That would just be weird. To watch singers. On a singing show.

Sorry for the super-delay of getting this recap up.  I jumped the fence myself (bought my first house) and will never do it again.  I’ve been very good and didn’t murder a single person.  Because of that, I am free to watch TV for you.  So, let us begin… Bear with me here, because this [...]

Off to San Francisco where their auditions start of with another montage of suck.

A winner is chosen, and it is good.

This week begins with a phone call from Pink Kitty dude telling Andrea that they missed them the day before. She explains that there was an “incident” at the beach. Cut to Mobama and Rima’s fight. He then tells her that basically they are lucky because he usually doesn’t call people back that blow him [...]

The return of Dina!

Finale!

Basketball Wives LA, Season 2 is here… and I’m a little scared. We’ve all been waiting with bated breath to watch the tales of elegant living with our favorite basketball wives. Returning from Season 1 we have Jackie Christie, Gloria Govan, Laura Govan, Draya Michele, and Malaysia Pargo. Our two new guests are Brooke Bailey [...]

Chelsea visits, Needy exits, Grandpa reflects.

Becky, DareDevil, and Josh square off in the semi-final.

Here comes trouble!

Happy Friday, Gasmis. I am very sorry that I am so late with getting this recap posted. I have a whole bunch of excuses, and believe me, they were good ones… but why bother… time to get to the recap. In this season’s fourth episode, Quill, we start with a parks and recreation employee sitting [...]

Okay, admission: I was watching this while also watching the DNC. So forgive me if I missed a few things here and there. I’m sorry I was being a PATRIOT. When Joe Biden speaks, you listen, goddamnit. If only in the hopes that he’ll accidentally reveal that Obama supports bigamy or something. Anyway, Julie opens [...]

A double-shot of hotel grossness. Blacklight pun intended.

The fantastic final four compete to be in the top 3.

The all too soon finale.

Hello my lovies! We start off this week with Fallen,J-Bloat and Mobama sitting around a table looking like hell. The end. Just kidding, Fallen suddenly jumps up from the table and flips over a chair and yells, I hate people.” Mobama looks at J-Bloat and asks why all the drama. J-Bloat explains to her that [...]

Quick! Stop the wagon so Captain Needy can climb back on!

Remember how exciting last week was? Well, this is Big Brother, so Expect the Unexpected, which is to say: Expect the Mundane. Oh god, tonight’s episode is so horribly predictable, as we continue on our slow, interminable march to Dan’s ultimate victory. These last few weeks of Big Brother are always the worst, and I [...]

The fight that THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLD DIGGER COMMENT, THE CHRISTENING & THE SNUB built!

Gordon takes on a tacky, douchey, nightmare in San Diego.

So long!