POSTS TAGGED: funny

Two in one elimination episode

This is going to be pictureless. Which I completely understand will mean that a lot less people will read it… but I can give you a ton of excuses, or you can just assume that anything excuse I give would probably be a lie. The truth is that I’m a specially trained FBI analyst and [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday May 6th

It’s like deja vu all over again.

This peasant ain’t pleasant!

We return for the results show after an episode that made everyone question their worldview: Is Randy Jackson not the prolific wizard of vast musical knowledge that we’ve always thought? Could a guest mentor be a better judge than an actual resting-on-his-laurels-for-over-10-years judge? Yes and yes, but I still think Harry Connick Jr. is kind of a [...]

Hola Gasmii!  This is a quick minicap, I’ll get that full recap up quickly.  This week’s episode is a doozy.  We’re in Manhattan Beach at a bar called “Summer’s.”  Two years ago, the owner died and left the bar to his wife and two sons.  The wife has no idea how to run a business [...]

Must watch

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for May 3rd-5th

Make some noise for your Top Four! Wait – Top Four?  Oh, that’s right. Last week was an effing joke and nobody went home.   But Babyface (or someone who looks exactly like Babyface) is in the audience, so that makes up for last week’s disappointment. Glad I can see you again, Kenny (get it?). [...]

For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Lydia’s mom disables a clerk, Jim doesn’t want Alexis doing what Jesus did, and Brooks returns!  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. Want more ReDubs? Visit our YouTube page (please subscribe!)  and our Screening Room here at the gasm. I’m also doing weekly BS of [...]

The bitches are getting spooky.

***Please welcome our newest recapper to the family, DISCO!!! Hellllooo Gasmii! I couldn’t be happier to be joining the TVGasm family as a recapper! I’ve been a long-time reader and I can’t wait to dig in and lend my brand of snark to Hells Kitchen! First, a quick re-cap of last week’s episode, “14 Chefs [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 2nd

Amazing Race you are almost over! I can’t bear it! Project Runway is done and when AR is finished Berry and I will have NOTHING LEFT!! We will just have to spend our days thinking about our baby or something and our baby does NOT form catty imaginary alliances with other teams of babies, BORING! [...]

My dignity was here just a second ago

Great band!  Best Coast – “Fear of My Identity” Well, the creator and show runner for Revenge was fired this past week.  Mike Kelley is outta here!  This can be looked at in a few different ways.  He was the show so it sucks he was let go…but the show has gone downhill…but he knows [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 1st

Everyone’s a victim this week.

The Final Countdown!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 30th

“The demon came home, and he declared that the air was not clear. I smell the flesh of man.” Open with lady taking pics of hot and steamy rocks… make that a video… or she’s talking to herself as she describes the volcanic rocks… she uses a lot of rock words that I don’t understand, [...]

Hi there Gasmi, do you like celebrities? Of course you do, you’re an American.  Unless of course you’re not an American, in which case you probably do better on math tests, but struggle when it comes to eating unhealthy amount of deep fried food. Don’t feel bad, not everyone can eat 30 corn dogs in [...]

Sadly, also with 98% less interesting stuff going on…

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 29th

Down to the wire….

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for April 26th -28th

  The one redeeming quality of this show is that I get to see someone’s heart shatter into a million pieces on live television when they learn that the most they have to look forward to is a three-minute song on a results show next season. Tonight, there were no redeeming qualities. Except maybe seeing [...]

  Another week, another jaunt to the children’s hospital. When this show isn’t cringe-worthy or mind-numbingly boring, it’s downright depressing. The one bright spot is Amber’s new curly ‘do. I’m hoping next week she’ll appear with a nose implant to further her transition into Barbara Streisand.    Amber, never let them film your right side. [...]

Belle takes a dive into The Rabbit Hole

Episode 71: The High Episode 72: The Crash On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about Don’t Be Tardy, Kandi Factory, and some good ole fashioned gossip before moving into the insanity that is Real Housewives of Orange County. We made this a late [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday April 25th

RIght now Sherri would sleep with you for a meatball…

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For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen yaps, Alexis snaps, and Vicki’s family tries to get their man back.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. Want more ReDubs? Visit our YouTube page (please subscribe!)  and our Screening Room here at the gasm. I’m also doing [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday April 24th

There’s a grief that can’t be spoken…

This season is flying by isn’t it?! Wow, Berry and I thought for sure we’d get some of these kittens adopted by the time this season was over but it’s just happening so fast! Now this litter has about three litters of their own going! These guys are still in it: Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) [...]

Porsha’s last cry

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 23rd