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Hi, guys! Let’s all be in a good mood, because Big Brother is VERY ENTERTAINING tonight, for the first time in what feels like years. Ever since the backstabbing of Janelle, the house has been more or less chaos, with no strong alliance sticking together, and I just love, love, love it. The veterans are [...]

It’s time to say goodbye to our favorite f****ed-up parents.  All problems will be resolved in a charming, mature, and loveable way.  Maci and Ryan will stop being immature and fighting about custody in front of Bentley.  Amber will stop popping pills and flying off the handle while Gary will go on a strict diet [...]

The Final Four work their final service.

The Keating corners the market on tacky crap.

This week begins with J-Bloat telling us she is sleeping peacefully when she is “awoken” by the beautiful sound that she loves. That would be Christina and Rima fighting. J-Bloat tells us she didn’t have time to make popcorn but she runs outside to watch the fight she created. Awww, look they’re hugging. Andrea half [...]

Schizophrenic nonsense: this episode has it in spades.

Almost done!

The bloodfeud simmers over!

Love is in the air. Wait that’s gas

It’s over already?

Five become four when a Graham Elliot signature dish proves too much for the minis

Chauncey Gardner wrote this episode.

Previously on Teen Mom, Farrah is a nutjob and a crappy mom, Maci and Ryan are idiots, and Gary and Amber are terrible parents.  I’m sure none of this will change over the course of the final two episodes.  I could be wrong, but I’m never wrong soooo… Maci and Kyle talk about their birthday [...]

“If a man of pure heart were to fall in love with her, that would bring her back to life.” The episode starts where we left off last week, with Nick being attacked in the warehouse by the Mauvais Dentes. Scarface uses her Spiderman powers and scales the building so she can sneak in and [...]

A handless mannequin, an adorable prep cook, and a bonus ghost!

It is the final episode of the first (and very possibly last) season of The Glass House.  We wade through a montage of the season so far.  In the bathroom, Jeffy tells Erica about Kevin’s “lady friend” in Toledo and wonders if Kevin has mentioned this to her.  It’s a bed buddy, so I’m not [...]

Gordon takes on The Cambridge Hotel.

“If a man of pure heart were to fall in love with her, that would bring her back to life.” Good Morning! I hope everyone enjoyed last night’s episode as much as I did. I feel like it cleared up a lot of confusion in my cloudy mind (well, the episode and doing some homework [...]

That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

It’s the season finale of Mob Wives: Chicago, this should prove to be exciting.  But, it absolutely doesn’t. The Bobbsey twins are hanging out at Renee’s apartment to discuss the “chat” with Nora and Pia.  Pia claims that Nora is not a thought in her mind anymore.  Oh, does that mean that she’s not going [...]

Some things are NOT better the second time around

Does ACN only broadcast two hours a night?

The most unsurprising reality show finale ever.

“The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned;” Bring back a Grimm quote… Unless this means that Juliette dies. We see a boat in the North Atlantic, it’s raining, and it is 10 days ago. Inside the boat we hear lots of banging and yelling from one of the shipping [...]

Remember how last Thursday’s episode was chock-full of filler? Well, this one is worse! These houseguests have become so insufferable, we actually spend almost half this episode interviewing people who aren’t in the house. And it is such a relief, to be honest. Things start off on a sour note, as Julie says we’ve reached [...]

The blinders come off.

Rollin’ down the river.

Previously on Teen Mom, Farrah can’t handle being a mom, Maci and Kyle made a terrible decision, Butch blamed April for his jail time, and Gary is still a dick. Debra, the abusive mother, is watching Sophia while Daniel takes Farrah to Austin.  Farrah whines that she misses Sophia and thinks the month without her [...]

Presenting The Black Team!

This place is such a mess it takes two episodes to fix.

Why is everyone yelling at me?

Jeffy tells us that his heart broke when Erica started crying.  Oh please, you sent her down there.  He’s all crocodile-tearing over having his best friend also be his biggest competition.  Mike is mocking Jeffy and the fact that he’s kinda’ all alone in the house now.  Kevin asks Mike if he was the only [...]

Hell’s Kitchen is back!

Nothing happens…really loudly.

This week’s installment of Real Housewives of New Jersey treated us to possible the most mind-numbingly boring hour of television ever.  Not to be dramatic.  Well, maybe a little dramatic.  The good news is I managed to clean my house, take a shower, catch up on my correspondence and still didn’t miss any of the action.  There might [...]

It’s the morning of the Breast Cancer Walk and Leah is waiting for the girls to show up.  Renee and Pia are there first and I’m very happy to see Renee there.  I would have to hate her if she didn’t come just because of Nora.  C-Wow and Nora are running late and show up [...]

(This week Dear TvGasm provides words of, well maybe not encouragement, but definitely has words for The Real Housewives of Orange County and the rumors that two of the current housewives may be getting fired.)   Dear TvGasm, well there’s no way Bravo would think about firing an accomplished actress such as myself, right? Signed, You [...]

Hey guys! Last week’s backdoor eviction of Janelle was MIGHTY shocking, wasn’t it? It was so wonderful to see the new kids thinking for themselves and taking the veterans along for a ride the whole time. Now that one of the most popular Big Brother players of all time had been kicked out, what sort [...]

Everyone is perfect! Except for the two who get eliminated.

RomCom and Grandpa take it to more dramatic territory.