POSTS TAGGED: funny

One contestant makes history! Everyone else chokes.

Will berates a series of women. But only to civilize them.

You just never know where the day is gonna take you, do ya? Jill Zarin heard us talking shit about her on the interwebs and contacted Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV!) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) to set her story straight! We won’t spoil it, let’s just say the Zarin can talk trash with [...]

Hello, Gasmii.  It’s another episode of the show that no one watches.  Now that Big Brother has started, I’m thinking I could fill this recap with a dissertation on the mating habits of the legendary basilisks and no one would notice. Last week, Team Friends sent Kevin down the tubes with Ashley.  I’m sure no [...]

A challenging episode.

Nerd makeovers!

The Viacom and DirecTV fiasco will not keep me down, y’all!  I had to buy this episode from iTunes, so it had better be good.  I want my $2.99 worth.  Anyway, if you have DirecTV and didn’t get to see this episode, I’ve got it all right here.  Taking the bullet for the rest of [...]

Guess who’s NOT coming to dinner?

First week of competition!!

Happy 2011!

Bathing suits are scary.

Everything’s better with Willam.

You won’t seafood like this any time soon!

I want your love, and to make my face bleed.

A teaching moment for all.

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Featuring a long-awaited elimination.

Hey kids!  It’s been a while, but we’re back with a new episode of Teen Mom.  I know y’all can’t wait to hear Farrah’s grating voice and look at Maci’s Proactiv-sponsored face. WARNING:  MTV is taking it’s sweet time getting the videos up, so I’m having to scrounge for pics.  The pics aren’t legit, but [...]

We’re back to the Glass House where Jeff is bawling.  He’s not crying over Erica going down the tubes.  He’s crying over the fact that the other team voted against equality.  Oh Jeff, that’s not the issue here and this isn’t Political House.  It’s a silly TV show.  What I really like is that he’s [...]

Better news through plagiarism.

Welcome to BGC Season 9. As this next picture explains, we are here………. Please don’t tell me vampires are gonna be on the show. Cut to a girl on the phone who’s clearly disgusted with everyone. Her Mom’s advice is to be mature and don’t do anything stupid. In comes the other girls. The weave [...]

In part one of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Reunion, Alexis is afraid of old people, Heather is nice to clerks, and Vicki protects someone from getting gang banged.    To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back [...]

It’s time for some queen on queen action.

David Beckham! And some kitchen stuff, too.

At Nora’s apartment, Nora and Pia discuss the most recent bar fight.  Nora still avoids letting Pia know what she said about Renee’s custody battle.  She’s only got one friend left, so I guess that’s a good idea.  So, she tells Pia that she took a swing at Renee and then said, “I swing at [...]

Preach it, Big Daddy Aaron.

Helping Emily find the best fake relationship

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A bad pizza stone challenge leads to another “BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE” elimination!

Moral of this week: Ryan Murphy can do whatever the hell he wants!

Food Truck Team Challenge followed by Tortellini Cookoff!

… and she won’t stop until Trey understands that, DAMMIT!

Better living through fake hair and corsets.

Maybe the panda suit wasn’t such a great idea.

Down the tubes went Ali P and Holly last week.  The housemates gather up to see who comes back up those tubes.  Jeffrey sees Ali P as dumb, transparent strategy and Holly as a liar and says he doesn’t need either of them.  Neither do we, Jeffy.  Neither do we. Kevin and Mike are chatting [...]

Who needs competency when you have…?

Who needs cooking when you have catfights?

The queens are freshening up a batch of cupcakes.

Drama aplenty, but not much food.

 This week brings us more screwed up American colloquialisms and sleepy drama.  I warn you, if you haven’t watched this episode, it was incredibly boring up until the last 5 minutes. We start out with Renee, Nora, and Julie.  Hopefully, Julie isn’t wearing one of Renee’s tops she loaned Nora or else the shit’s gonna [...]