POSTS TAGGED: funny

They’re baaaaaack…!

Last week on Teen Mom, Catelynn and Tyler have their 2nd year visit, Amber hopes to see Leah, Maci is annoying, and Farrah is still a nasty bitch. Catelynn and Tyler get their caps and gowns in and try them on.  Poor Catelynn still hasn’t changed her ‘do and it’s bigger than ever.  Bless her [...]

  Paddy cake, paddy cake…  Well, it happened kids! Finally! And it almost didn’t happen (I’m looking at you, Nicole…)! SPOILER ALERT! Ding dong, the witch is dead! Jenna was retired in Thailand. God, Jenna made me tired. Do we really think she just got the bitch edit or was she really, you know, a [...]

p> This may be one of our best podcasts yet. Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com ), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com ) have a full slate of Bravo junk to talk about, starting with silly Jill Zarin gossip and then moving into a full analysis of the Greatest Bow Scandal to Ever Rock Orange County. [...]

Drag queens take over Los Angeles to make it a prettier place. Good luck with that.

It’s fiesta time!

First team challenge! Feed the Marines!!!

All righty, Gasmii!  It is our very first episode of the already drama-filled Glass House.  Be prepared, as there are many things by which to annoy you encased in this clever house of glass. First we meet Alex and Andrea.  Alex is a douchebag with way too many teeth.  He calls himself Alex “Prime Time [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra gets drunk and mean, Vicki fights with the i word, and there are no good men in the OC. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel or visit the Videos section of TVgasm! My personal archive site is at CankleTV.com, and new RHOC Redubs [...]

Welcome to  a very backward episode of “Hell’s Kitchen.” We start with an elimination and end right before dinner service starts. I guess they can’t eliminate two people each week. That would make this a really short season. What this episode lacked in actual cooking, it made up for in raw drama. We see Kimmie [...]

14 left!

This episode of Teen Mom has solidified Maci’s bitchiness.  Ryan and his family are supposed to have Bentley for a full week while they go on vacation, but Maci foils those plans by inviting herself and her gaggle of friends along for the ride.  Kyle doesn’t care if Maci goes there, because he’s busy going [...]

Oh, wow.

Hold onto your seats, Gasmii! We’ve got a house full of 14 annoying stereotypes on a show that seems to be a combination of Big Brother, Solitary 1.0/2.0/3.0, and The Jetsons.  I love Solitary and The Jetsons, but have never watched one episode of Big Brother.  Hopefully I can handle an entire season of this. [...]

TLC baits us with drama and fails to deliver yet again

It’s the return of the RuPaul show you forget is on!

OH MY.

These women have problems, and we’re here to point them out

Bastage is afraid of his mommy

White girls can’t dance. Neither can black transgendered boys.

Last week Gary went home. Boo. We liked Gary. Unfortunately the actual weak link of the team (starts with a L and rhymes with LIZ!) had immunity, so it was Ciao to our funny, happy guy. We begin in Florence where the teams find their newest clue. The teams shall remain the same. Neither Jenna [...]

Move over, Mrs. “Jew-dee-chay/ice”, there’s a new In Touch reality star in town! I was just at the grocery store picking up my usual healthy fare of Cheddar & Sour Cream Lay’s and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Poptarts when I thought I made my greatest find of the day after seeing a package of break [...]

It’s the first episode of the final season of Teen Mom vanilla, y’all. I don’t know about you, but I’m very interested to see how these kids cope with actual reality once the MTV paychecks stop coming in. The season kicks off with Maci making a bigger deal out of preschool than necessary. Bentley needs [...]

Cruz reaps what he sows.

Nookie is sad he never learned any Italian Hello Platers! This week is all about Parmigiano-Reggiano, tortellini, and Bologna (the place, not the Oscar Meyer’s). The teams stay the same for this next leg, much to the chagrin of Jenna and Liz. In fact on the car trip to Modena, Jenna berates Liz so completely [...]

Finally, a finished service. Well, half-finished.

Greetings, Gasmii! I took your feedback from last week and, hence forth and from now on, Josh Flagg will be JF and Josh Altman will be JA. (I reserve the right to change these to something more insulting should either of these two do something stupid enough to merit a snarky nickname.) On this week’s [...]

The final season of Teen Mom vanilla has kicked off.  I know you’re all dealing with depression and grief over such a loss, but please bear with me.  Nothing has changed in the lives of Farrah, Maci, Amber, and Catelynn.  Farrah is still an ungrateful, slack-jawed bitch. Mom, why don’t you just hand me the [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra cackles about marrying a gay, Vicki fakes excitement about a fake fur, and Heather gets pissed at a drunk girl. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel here or visit my video archives at CankleTV! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

Sister Wives shows us you can never go home again, and you can’t un-see truck nuts once they’re burned in your brain

Preview of episode 3!

Tearing up Vegas Brown Style, a.k.a. taking all the fun out of Vegas

Dear TvGasm has a heart to heart with Bethenny Frankel

Day two of the audition rounds (goes about as expected)…

The Glee Project is back! But do we want it to be?

Welcome to the season premier of Million Dollar Listing LA.! The intro includes a montage of our three real estate agents talking about how the terrible economy hasn’t affected the high end housing market as much as it has everything else. In other words, “Fuck you, regular people!” Look at all of you “normies” living [...]

Past transgressions catch up to everyone. Except Jackie, of course.

Silly

Day one of the MasterChef auditions.

Alexis won’t be intervened.